EVERYONE'S most embarassing moments!

[Cyprus106]

Alright, give up your (AND DONT PAWN OFF YOUR FRIEND'S AS YOURS) most embarassing moment, at least that you can think of. And no bullshit. I want these genuine.

I'll start: In recent memory, I worked for a computer database firm for 5 years, doing Quality Assurance and Management, blablabla. The firm was very professional, but fairly loose. They didn't hang you if you didn't wear a tie or any bullshit like that. I had been working there for a while and was still in college at the time, so I regularly went to the office wearing loose jeans and whatever shirt I wanted. Except my "I 'Heart'Lesbians" shirt. I got some SERIOUSLY evil glares from the secretaries when I accidentally forgot I was wearing that one once.
So I come to work with these huge jeans and I'd forgotten a belt, so they're seriously hanging around the bottom of my ass all day. It starts to annoy me, so I go to the secretary to ask for one of those clip-on paperclips. She told me they were out of them and I asked her what I should do to keep my pants up. This was already a little bit humbling. So she suggests I just staple them for the day. I figured it was appropriate, so i go into the copy/paper room to get the industrial stapler. I figured I could staple a flap around my pants from the inside to the outside so the excess wouldn't be hanging way out; it'd be tucked over and stapled to the side of my jeans. So I've got half this stapler outside my pants, and half in, trying to fold and staple.
Now there's my boss, the owner of the company, and then his second in command, the kind of 'supervisor' guy. I was just below that. He walks in and say something along the lines of 'what are you doing?' I was already on edge abotu choosing to just staple my pants there and not in my office... with a door... and a lock... and blinds on the windows... So when he says his little phrase, I jump and drop the stapler half down my pants. Of course, I hadn't gotten one staple to actually hold, and my pants being several sizes too big, just dropped from the weight. As did my jaw. So here I am, standing with a very high up representative of the company, staring at me, and my pants are around my ankles. And my cheeks are bright red. And I just freeze. He's got NO idea what to do. He's kind of a straightforward kind of guy with not much room for office play. And this one has GOT to be new to him. Hekind of turns his head, I grab my pants, pull them as much as I can, stapler still half in, and briskly turn and walk back to my office. And I'm pretty sure I'd never been so panicked, humiliated, and all around completely amused at the same time in my life. hehehe...

[-Josh-]

Some of the older members here will remember one of my more embarrassing moments that i probably shouldnt have posted on the internet, that happened last fall. Involved my cousin jeremy and i....*crosses fingers and hopes no one remembers*

[vinnym86]

back in high school, senior prom, i got the homecoming queen as my date. sweet. well, after the boring prom and pretty bad 'gourmet' food, hop back in the '57 rolls royce limo, chat and shit, get dropped off at my place, change to something more comfortable, pick up friends, head out to NYC. Go to comedy club with a bunch of other friends, laugh our asses off, drink our heads off, start to head home.

Well, after the half hour car ride, that drinking began to take a toll on my bladder. after dropping off my firends, it was just me, my date, and the driver. walk date to door, and instead of anything that might of happened, i simply said, bye, had lots of fun, see u around, all in maybe half a second, bolted for the car, jumped in, sceamed "DRIVE!" got about 10 feet, screamed "PULL OVER!", and let down my pants and pissed away on one of her trees on her front yard... I must say, it was embarrassing, but God, that felt SOOOOO gooood.

I think she got the impression that i was scared of her or something, thank god she didn't see me take a leak on her yard.
(it occured to me later that i coulda asked to come in and use the bathroom... impairment does that to u)

[Toksin]

Anyone else who just doesn't get embarrassed?

Cos I can't think of any stories :/

[SeXy_AnGeL]

I dont really get embarassed...I dont think. I just laugh it off

[imtheoneandonlyD]

Hmm, i dont get embarassed very often but it happens a few times during baseball. Last yr i was on first base and there was a slow grounder hit to the shortstop. He fielded it and looked at second and then looked as if he was going to try to get the guy out of frist since i was already pretty close to the base anyway. Well he didnt throw it so i tried to stop, stepped on the base with all my weight and just slipped and fell on my ass. I landed about 3-4 feet from the base so needless to say he just tagged me out. Atleast we still won the game.

Thats not that bad but its probably the worst thats happend to me in awhile.

[Chevy4life1985]

My most embarassing moment was at a party senior year. It was sort of the last party before graduation. So anyway were all drinking and some people are smoking weed. It was pretty much the whole senior class. Well we started playing drinking games and unfortuantly i was losing. I dont remember what happened next. The next thing i remebered was i was in my underwear strapped down to the top of my buddies car and he was driving around, then when we got back to his house everyone was laughing at me. Some girl that i liked was laughing her ass off. God i could have killed my friends.

[Muscletang]

I really don't get embarassed that much. I guess I could post up a story that is kind of embarassing. I'll give everybody a choice though.

Would you rather hear...

How I was the reason I made a preacher leave our church because of something that happened between me and his daughters?

or

How I turned half of my school into a swimming pool?

or

How I kind of caused the egging of an $80,000 BMW?

[sv650s]

don't get embarassed that much because i usually laugh with everybody but one moment that some people could find embarassing was last semester when i was playing basketball during lunch, i saw some hot girls on the bleachers so i thought i should show off. so i'm showing of when i slip on a puddle of water and fall straight on my ass, everybody starts laughing, i laugh, we laugh. it was ok.

[elementskater15]

Originally Posted by Muscletang

I really don't get embarassed that much. I guess I could post up a story that is kind of embarassing. I'll give everybody a choice though.

Would you rather hear...

How I was the reason I made a preacher leave our church because of something that happened between me and his daughters?

or

How I turned half of my school into a swimming pool?

or

How I kind of caused the egging of an $80,000 BMW?

There's no way around it. We need to hear all three stories. The first raised an eyebrow. For me, when I got nailed in the head with a volleyball in gym class last year and it knocked my glasses off. I've only been wearing contacts about 5 months...anyhow, everyone was laughing too hard to help me and i ended up stepping on them.

[vinnym86]

Originally Posted by elementskater15

i ended up stepping on them.

"OH NO!! I'VE SHOT MY EYE OUT!"

[Muscletang]

Originally Posted by elementskater15

There's no way around it. We need to hear all three stories. The first raised an eyebrow.

Ok here it goes.

Story #1

I was 6 at the time this happened. I knew what sex was, in a way. I thought sex was when a guy and girl took their clothes off, hugged each other real close, and started to kiss. From what I saw on the TV, it looked like it was pretty fun. The people I saw doing it seemed to be enjoying themselves.

Anyway, this new preacher hadn't been there but a couple of months. He had two daughters, one that was 6 like me, another that was 8 or 9. I thought they were both good looking at the time. At 6 you don't know much but I tried to "hit on" the 7 year old and everything.

Well after a little bit of this I found out she liked me so I asked her, "you want to have sex?" She didn't take this too well and screams and runs out of the room. I'm confused at this.

Then, the 8 or 9 year old daughter comes in and asks me what happened. I tell her, "your sister didn't want to get in bed with me, would you?" She got a good shock as well, along with the entire church after they found out.

My mother was rather shocked but my dad told me several years later he got a good laugh from it. He said most boys at my age run from girls because of cooties and I'm running to them trying to get laid.

Anyway, about a month later the preacher and his daughters felt that "this isn't the place for us" and they left.

Story #2

At my middle school there was a toilet that would keep on running, and running, and running. Well it was running one day and my friend and I put some paper towls in there. We thought it wouldn't do anything and joked on how funny it'd be if the school flooded.

Well I had to stay after school due something, I forget. Somebody walks in and says, "the hall if flooded!" I walk outside and the boys bathroom had a good 3-4 inches of water in it and it had run out and soaked up much of the carpet in the main area where most of the lockers were.

I kept my mouth closed after that and didn't say anything.

Story #3

I helped on the senior float and we all decided we should do something funny. We should go out with a bang. We hated the junior class and decided to throw water balloons at them.

I put forward the notion of eggs and everybody was all, "yeah Kyle that's a good idea, we'll throw eggs."

The day of the homecoming parade I get several cartons of eggs and hide them on the float. As we're going along we start to throw them at the juniors.

Well between the junior and senior float was the junior attendant. She was in a nice BMW that I heard was $80,000. It was a convertable, leather seats, and all that good stuff.

All of us where throwing pretty far so we wouldn't hit it. We didn't see though the tree limbs as we went down the road. Several of the eggs hit the tree limbs because we threw them too high. They hit the limbs and all the egg yolks fell down into the BMW and all over the junior attendant.

The next day the school was fucking pissed at us. When I was asked if I was involved, I lied, and got away with it.



Anyway, those are my little stories.

[vinnym86]

Originally Posted by Muscletang

I thought sex was when a guy and girl took their clothes off, hugged each other real close, and started to kiss. From what I saw on the TV, it looked like it was pretty fun. The people I saw doing it seemed to be enjoying themselves.

oh god, that's gonna get sigg'd

[Muscletang]

Originally Posted by vinnym86

oh god, that's gonna get sigg'd

I hope you do point out I was six at the time I thought that. I don't think that way now...well...

[vinnym86]

now where would be the fun in that?