Middle Aged Female Drivers

[Sianus]

This may not apply to all of them. But have you noticed that (this is especially true if children are in the car) middle aged females are completely unaware of the fact that there are other people present on the road? They change lanes without looking or signaling, stop for no aparant reason, always drive painfully slowly, can almost never parallel park, cut you off when you have right of way...the list goes on! My friends and I play a game where we try to guess the gender and age of drivers due to their driving style...we always get the middle aged women right. Does it happen at a certain age or does it happen after they have kids? I need to know before it's too late!

[imtheoneandonlyD]

its everyone, not just females.

[sameintheend01]

did you just wake up and realize that women can't drive? at least most of the woman i know admit they can't drive. and all my asian friends too hahahahaha.

[Alaa_Turbo]

unfortunately the majority like that !

[midwayfreak]

unforturnatly people believe they have a right to have a license, it should be a privilage you have to earn

[sivic02]

Wait, since when are women allowed to drive?

[gouldie1903]

i play the same game and always get middle aged female right too

[JLad10687]

Originally Posted by Sianus

This may not apply to all of them. But have you noticed that (this is especially true if children are in the car) middle aged females are completely unaware of the fact that there are other people present on the road? They change lanes without looking or signaling, stop for no aparant reason, always drive painfully slowly, can almost never parallel park, cut you off when you have right of way...the list goes on! My friends and I play a game where we try to guess the gender and age of drivers due to their driving style...we always get the middle aged women right. Does it happen at a certain age or does it happen after they have kids? I need to know before it's too late!

Well, I just recently got Danica Patrick pregnant, and since shes not middle age, we'll see if its the kids. lol

[Amerikaner83]

Originally Posted by JLad10687

Well, I just recently got Danica Patrick pregnant, and since shes not middle age, we'll see if its the kids. lol

in which wet dream did this occur? Cuz in that case, the child may be mine as well! Maury Povich and his DNA lab are on the phone...ring ring...

Asian women do the same thing...maybe its a woman thing...bitches in their Lexus SUVs who will never see any offroading, but want the "safety" of the SUV. I see that all the time - I live in a "uppity" Seattle suburb and 95 % of the chicks age 30 o r older drive them damned never-going-offroad-SUVs. My mom too which pisses her off whnever I take her ML320 out and hit a puddle or two

Its a lot of an "image thing" as well - they say "hey I'm styling, look at me" - damn Attention whores.

[WickedNYCowboy]

Originally Posted by Amerikaner83

My mom too which pisses her off whnever I take her ML320 out and hit a puddle or two

Take it Muddin buddy.

[BleedDodge]

Her old man probably gave her a set amount of time to go to the grocery store and back to the kitchen. So she was in a hurry.

[Amerikaner83]

Originally Posted by WickedNYCowboy

Take it Muddin buddy.

HEHE and she's not gonna get mad @ what she don't know about...! She thinks I keep washing her car cuz I'm a nice guy, HA!

I've taken it out for a little taste of what it's missing on the street...Still not a very good 4x4 at all...but it's OK. Mercedes' aren't really made for the real off-roader...just the whole "image" thing, as previously mentioned.