I'm gonna get stabbed or shot...

[MBTN]

Well i'm very busy with life and I haven't posted in a while, but it's new years and i have a story to tell you.

A little background info:
I moved in a house with a bunch of friends, but we all got dicked over (i think i posted about this) and we have to move out in like a month. Needless to say we wanna have some fun parties.

Christmas weekend we had a keg party. Everything is going fine and fun when later in the night these people who we don't even know show up. There are about 3 of them. Whatever they brought beer and shit and everything seemed fine. It was about 4:00am when we had to call it a night and get people out. Someone smashed a window and then booked. We didn't see who but I heard the window break. I fucking LOST IT. I screamed at everyone I saw in the house and told them to "get the fuck out of my fucking house". So people were leaving and one guy says to my friend (housemate) "you ain't throwing me out". And since my housemate is drunk and irish he wasn't taking that shit. So they got into each others faces. The fucking dude who refused to go pulls a STEAK KNIFE. Fucking neanderthol pulls a knife on someone in there own house. Me and 2 other friends are trying to just keep them apart and asking them nicely to leave. Then the guy shoves me and I fucking flipped. "DON'T FUCKING SHOVE ME. YOU CAN'T COME TO MY HOUSE AND FUCKING SHOVE ME I'LL FUCKING SMASH YOUR FACE IN WITH A BOTTLE". My boy grabbed me and threw me in my room. Good idea... A few minutes later everything is calm and the guy leaves.

Fast forward to last night.

These dudes come back with like 10 people. We don't know any of them, we don't like them. The guy who originally started shit, who goes by the name "Chaos" comes to shake my hand "yo i meant no disrepsect last time you know someone said something i had to keep it real you know dawg" Stupid ass ghetto talk like that. Fucking imbreds... So the party is going good, people are showing up and we are all having a good time. Then the shit starts to happen around 11:45. These guys are starting shit with everyone. We had to get some of our friends out cause they were screaming in the street. This other guy who hangs out with us, a former marine who was in iraq for 3 years, had these guys giving him shit about war and what not. He was in his car with his sister who was trying to get him to leave and was about to grab a maglite and was getting out of the car when his sister floored it and just got him out because he would have been surrounded by 10 of these dudes. So he left, some of our friends left. I was not liking the situatution at all. Some people were in my room, my friend was trying to get them out and they were starting up with him. I came in and had to break them up so that got diffused. I came out of my room into my living room and some fucker shoved me and i fell onto the couch spilling beer on a girl. Then i got up and he got in my face telling me I shoved him and one of his boys was like "yo you shoved my cuz son!?" I was like "i'm just trying to have a good time here. someone just shoved me and I fell onto the couch. So NO, I didn't shvoe anyone, I GOT SHOVED". That was that. Party went on till about 1 when we started telling people to leave and the cops were just showing up. So that kinda worked out. for us.

Now here's the problem. We now know these guys are pretty dangerous, they carry knives, I think someone even had a gun. These guys are fucking the scum of society and they won't hesitate to do something very very bad. Now they know where we live, and they know we have some valuable shit in our house. We don't know who invites them but now they've shown up to 2 parties. If they show up again we will definately refuse them, but then I'm sure they will come back with 50 people and smash windows or our cars up because they are that fucking low. Now when I am in my house with my friends and I get disrespected, my friends get disrespected, and my house gets disrespected I get very VERY ANGRY. We were all ready last night to just lose it and brawl. We had them outnumbered and out muscled. Any other people we would do that but we can't with these guys because we don't want to get shot or stabbed and they know where we live. If they come to another party and start shit I don't know how many of us are going to keep our cool a 3rd time. I probably won't. If i'm in my room with my friend and someone tries to start shit again, I will close my door and my friend and I will send this guy to a hospital with a coma. I hope it won't come to that but it's something I really have to worry about. I don't want shit to happen to my friends or my house. Last night I was ready to grab a bowling pin I have on my desk and smash someones face. Don't know how long I can keep my cool here. Hopefully these people won't be showing up. Needless to say we are not going to have a party for a while now. Hopefully when we do have another one they won't know about it.

So if I get shot or stabbed, you'll know what happened...

[Rally Sport]

Times like these when a shotgun is handy.

[MagicRat]

Interesting read. Those punks are just stupid enough to be dangerous. Real thugs do not let you see the knife until you find it sticking out of you.

These guys are the type to do a dopey revenge drive-by if you throw them out.

I think no parties for a while is a good idea.

If you have another one, make sure the music is by Brahms, Beethoven and Handel. The punks won't stick around for that stuff!

[2.2 Straight six]

i have these threats every-so-often. it it's not some one trying shit with me they're trying shit with my mates, i've had people say they're gonna come kill me cos i know other people. my dad bought a company an the previous owner owed some guy money, so people come an tell my dad if he doesn't pay the money [that has nothing to do with him] they'll kill him or something, he told them they're welcome to come after him, but if they did they'd be worse off. they never said a thing again.

my mate's boyfriend said he was gonna stab me, he'd never met me, he'd never even spoken to me, he was saying shit about "he'll find out where i live" so i said sure gave him my real address an told him [through my friend] to bring all he's got, cos if he tries shit i'd murder him an bury him before he even draws a knife, he never said anything to or about me again.

some of my mates just pull out guns an tell the people starting shit they'll just get straight-up killed if they lay a finger on anyone they shouldn't.

some people are stupid like these guys, i think they were probably just trying to play the gangsters they think they are. i've seen it plenty of times.

i mean, im not a big guy at all, im 5'10" an 137lb, but when people try shit with me they find out that just cos im small doesnt mean i cant fight. i have the advantage of being fast an nimble. so i get people thinking they can push me around all the time, tell me i'll get stabbed or beaten up if i dont do as they say.

just dont take shit from them, if they turn up again get all the guys for your back-up to show force, if they see that they'd get completely fucked up if they tried anything on, they'd probably quit an leave. that said there's always the possibility that they might try shit with you.

like you said just keep it quiet an don't have any parties for a while, when it's time to move keep it quiet for a bit before you get the parties going again.

[WickedNYCowboy]

You need to friends that will never disappoint. Their names? Smith and Wesson of course. My weapon of choice 10 guage double barrel shotgun.

[travis712]

Have parties at someone elses house next time

[MBTN]

Ha. Our house is the party house. Next time we are just keeping the doors closed. Only thing is is that we know for certain some of these people are in the "bloods" gang. We don't need 50 people coming here breaking shit and possibly stabbing someone. So we will keep the doors locked and call the police if they show up. We will call regardless if they do anything because they already stole some shit from my friends room. They also TOOK a keg from our party last night so now we have to call the beer distributor and the police as well.

On a little funny note...
One guy goes by the name "Chaos" I think his real name is Bernard or some ass-hat name like that
Another guy calls himself "Ghost" and the final stupid name I heard during the night... "Kill-Murder". We decided to make our own names. Me personally will call myself "Fierce-9000"

[BleedDodge]

If you can't beat 'em join 'em.

[travis712]

Good thing ickitysplickitygangstercrackwhore eleventeenmillion didn't show up. The you would've got served..

Or 8poundOreck. I hear bad things.

[imtheoneandonlyD]

Originally Posted by travis712

Good thing ickitysplickitygangstercrackwhore eleventeenmillion didn't show up. The you would've got served..

Or 8poundOreck. I hear bad things.

Yeah, that oreck guy means business.

[jcsaleen]

A nice katana always makes people think twice I got like 20 of em if you need any Also my I got two favorite things in one carbon fiber & baseball! Carbonfiber baseball the thing is light as hell man.

[Steel]

I agree with the shotgun assessment. People know you arent messing around when you pull out a scattergun, and if you're going to be leaving the house anyway from what im assuming is a landlord dicking you over, then you can even add a warning shot or two into the ceiling or wall to let them know you mean business.

May i suggest the Benelli M3 combat shotgun WITH the matching ammo belt



it has just the right touch of badassedness without having to go into the illegal domain of sawed off's and whatnot. And the ammo belt full of rifled slugs just puts that finishing touch on it so nicely...

*edit* oh yeah, its also good at killing those bitches if it comes down to it. I have no qualms about offing the dregs of society.

[TheStang00]

I fucking hate when people ruin parties like that, its such bullshit, on new years eve i was at a party and the girl hosting it got raped... talk about killing the mood. that little fucker is lucky i didnt find him.

[Jet-Lee]

I had that happen once, some wannabe badasses came to a party I was attending at a friends house, started trashing shit. I went around and started giving sleeper holds, puts 'em out cold in about 5 seconds sometimes less. I got 3 guys out when one of the others caught me as I was doin a 4th, so I just pulled my .22 Beretta outta my pocket and held it to the 4th guys head.

The party emptied pretty quick. When the cops investigated, I told them what had happend and I feared my life was in danger by all of them. I got off scott free.


Hurry up and move.

[MBTN]

Well I found out who's "friends" they were. Turn out it's a friend of ours who has come through with a bunch of these people before. These people in turn have invited some of these "gangsta thugz". I warned our friend she is no longer allowed to bring these people to our house. I also warned her that if they set foot in this house, it's going to be bad news. I also found out who broke our window... If he steps foot in here, i'm putting his face through the remainder of the window he broke. So if they come through and we beat the shit out of them, I will call the cops and explain that they forced their way in. Who's the cop going to believe? The wanna be thug with his pants around his knees and a shirt that's way too big to even be considered a shirt, or will the nice officer believe the well dressed white-guy who doesn't speak like a dumb-ass, has no record of any kind and works full time in NYC?

HAHAHA!