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#1
06-08-2002, 09:15 AM
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Todays Joke
(Im on a roll today
 ) I hope its not a re-post.  Bob is doing yard work, and his wife is about to take a shower. Bob realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife, "Hey! Where's the rake?" She can't hear him properly, so she shouts out the bathroom window: "What?" Bob points to his eye, then he points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion. The wife has no idea what he's doing and shouts back again: "WHAT?!" Bob repeats his gestures, meaning: "Eye - Knee - the rake." So she signals back: first pointing to her eye, then pointing to her left breast, then pointing to her butt, then finally to her crotch. Well, there is no way Bob can even come close on that one. Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her: "What in the friggin' hell was that?" She replies: "Eye - Left Tit - Behind - the BUSH!"
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06-08-2002, 12:40 PM
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:hehehe::hehehe::hehehe:
Oh boy! *Wipes tears from eyes* Funny shit Are you going to take over for Ragt when he's not here  ??
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06-09-2002, 04:24 PM
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Now thats classy!:hehehe:
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06-09-2002, 09:44 PM
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Muhahahahahah...loved it !!!
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#8
06-09-2002, 10:22 PM
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Still a good joke. Heard it a little bit differently, but still a good joke.
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#9
06-10-2002, 06:49 AM
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hahahahhehehehehahahaha...ho...ha...oh yah thats the stuff
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#10
06-10-2002, 12:00 PM
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hahaha
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#11
06-10-2002, 06:35 PM
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rotflmao! :hehehe:
Looks like everyone was in a joke telling mood over the weekend! 
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