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06-08-2002, 10:07 AM
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Signs of a drag racers funeral.
Top ten signs when you know you're at a drag racers funeral:
#10- There's white shoe polish and a tire pressure gauge in the bottom of the casket.... #9- Summit, Jeg's and VISA all sent representatives to attend, from their billing dept.... #8- Fellow competitors' all chip in 20 bucks, knowing that he is going to need it to "buy back into the next round".... #7- The hearse has a "dial-in" wrote on the front and side windows.... #6- Each car in the funeral procession gets a chance to drive into the water box and "haze `em".... #5- The casket dolly has "big-n-little" wheels.... #4- His hands were placed in his pockets to hide the grease under his finger nails.... #3- His neighbors all told his widow that they would loan her the use of their extra curb space for the next two weeks' trash day.... #2- His racing buddies leave early for the cemetary to save him a "good pit space".... ....And the number one sign you realize you're at a drag racer's funeral......... His headstone is a reader board with the "win" light on and an announcer proclaiming he's "dead on his dial!"
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06-08-2002, 01:38 PM
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ROfl :hehehe:
Good stuff buddy, haven't heard it before 
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06-09-2002, 06:06 AM
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and its soooo true
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