Ignorance or Intelligence?

[JLad10687]

Whenever you see bike events, theres always those girls that wear the skirts and climb on the back. Most of the time these are obese women on the back of Harleys, do they do this so I intentionally swurve into a wall while driving, or(in the rare case of the girl being hot) following them to Nevada(I live in PA) becasue I couldn't concentrate on anything else. And its always a thong(especially with the fat ones).

Do they do it on purpose and like the attention(they need to get it somehow), or do they just not know their large bottom ends are hanging out?

[beef_bourito]

I think the rather large ones are in denial and don't notice that you can stick 2 hot bums in the place of their one. as for the good looking ones, it's an evil plot to kill off motorbikers by getting them to stare, then ram into a semi filled with propane, causing a huge explosion, killing all of the other bikers in the area, but not the cars because they're protected by their oh so special roofs.

[speediva]

You see, my friend... these "girls" (as you call them) are more appropriately referred to (in Pittsburgh) as Curb Monkeys... those being the smaller of the two varieties. These curb monkeys are known to gather in fairly large groups, and have the combined mental capacity of a rotting orange. They clearly lack the necessary parts to plot such an evil scheme.

The larger of the two (the predominantly thong-wearing kind) are referred to in Pittsburgh as Curb Orangutans... As a fellow rider, I always warn "newbians" to Mt. Washington (the local biker hangout until the locals got a stick up their ass because a few Orangutans and their mated ASS clown pilots had to ruin it for everyone) not to pick up the curb orangutans as their presence on a bike tends to void the warranty for maxxing out the total carry capacity of any vehicle, let alone one on two wheels. Not to mention that either variety of curb chimp has been known to carry the dreaded "snail trail" disease.

As you can see from above, there is clearly no ability on either's behalf to intentionally do anything but eat, sleep and hold on for dear life... Now, if you want to follow ME on my OWN bike wearing my OWN thong, well, you might just want to catch me first.

[cable_t]

Before anyone disparages the physical appearance of any other person I think they should look in a mirror. If they see perfection, then they should thank their genetic donors and keep their mouth shut!

[CreepingDeath94]

What do you care...unless you're one of the thong wearing fatties being discussed here...

[sv650s]

i live in a biker town (harley factory) and i see too many of the obese women with mini skirts and short clothes and no matter how many i see they still freak me out, and to me the good looking ones are not an accident hazard they're just like a concentration test.(see how long you can look without a near death experience)

[JLad10687]

Originally Posted by cable_t

Before anyone disparages the physical appearance of any other person I think they should look in a mirror. If they see perfection, then they should thank their genetic donors and keep their mouth shut!

^^^Must be fat^^^

[JLad10687]

Originally Posted by saturntangerine

Now, if you want to follow ME on my OWN bike wearing my OWN thong, well, you might just want to catch me first.

After reading that, I am praying that you are in fact a female and not one of the curb orangutangs that you refered to. lol In the even that you are female and not obese, Id love to follow you lol.

[speediva]

I say we lay off Cable_T... they have had a LOT of useful posts across AF and probably has quite a bit to offer our community.

As for me, YES, I am female. I ride my own bike and I have my own opinions of what the curb monkeys should and should not do... but it's not exactly PG material, so I'll try to remember to keep those comments to myself.

[CreepingDeath94]

Originally Posted by saturntangerine

I say we lay off Cable_T... they have had a LOT of useful posts across AF and probably has quite a bit to offer our community.

As for me, YES, I am female. I ride my own bike and I have my own opinions of what the curb monkeys should and should not do... but it's not exactly PG material, so I'll try to remember to keep those comments to myself.

I'm not trying to justify trash talk or be a jerk here, but it shows that Cable T has posted 6 times...do they use another name?

[speediva]

Originally Posted by CreepingDeath94

I'm not trying to justify trash talk or be a jerk here, but it shows that Cable T has posted 6 times...do they use another name?

Just remember that it isn't quantity but quality of posts that make a member.

[JLad10687]

Yea, but its just the way he jumped into the discussion. We werent being all that mean, and if they have a group nickname (curb monkies), it means we have a growing problem across the nation. I just felt he had no need to post it.

Hold on a second, I never had a math teacher cool enough to ride bikes, wtf. lol

[MyIllusion]

As I ride ( yes, female) I don't run inside to see how I look! If I need to go, I do. Yes even to church, and yes in a skirt. I don't show all, and Im not of the larger size. But I do hold my ground, and maybe some of the riders with no shirt and a beer belly, shound look at themself befor looking at others!