If you did something retarded....

[Cyprus106]

Alright, if you did something stupid, like for example(s)

- Steal a Penguin who now the entire country's begging to have returned because IT WILL DIE VERY SOON...
-Steal a poor woman's moose head from her garage, a family token that's been just that for 35 years (check the papers)...
-Steal the 9/11 Flag
-Steal Giant Snowman's corn-cob pipe and leave snow tracks straight to you....
-Steal a white American Girl from a very well off family while you're poor and dumb in Aruba and they raise ten times as much hell as you were expecting... because they're upper middle class and white. And EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU DONT TAKE AN UPPER MIDDLE CLASS OR HIGHER WHITE GIRL FROM AMERICA....
-Steal a Ronald McDonald Statue....

What would you do? I remember several instances of people stealing something equivelant to the baby penguin and then the entire country or region saying "no, it's OK! we just want it back!!" And they're sitting on TV pleading for it's return, even offering rewards to the thiefs sometimes. Most examples of which escape my mind right now, but you get the point....

what would you do if you were the thief in that instance?

[sv650s]

i voted for return it anonymously, some people might think thats a move for a punk but you'll never know how many crazy ass people with weapons that would be out to get you

and if they offer u a reward you'll never know if you can trust them.

[Broke_as_****]

Originally Posted by Cyprus106

- Steal a Penguin who now the entire country's begging to have returned because IT WILL DIE VERY SOON...

I wouldn't think of that to begin with but yeah I would return it with an apology.

-Steal a poor woman's moose head from her garage, a family token that's been just that for 35 years (check the papers)...

I figure you would have to be doing crack to steal a moose head but it would probably appear on her doorstep the next morning.

-Steal the 9/11 Flag

Definately returned anonymously, otherwise the Bush administration might lobby to hang you.

-Steal Giant Snowman's corn-cob pipe and leave snow tracks straight to you....

Well I would imagine this situation would lead to you being caught before you could do anything.

-Steal a white American Girl from a very well off family while you're poor and dumb in Aruba and they raise ten times as much hell as you were expecting... because they're upper middle class and white. And EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU DONT TAKE AN UPPER MIDDLE CLASS OR HIGHER WHITE GIRL FROM AMERICA....

Push her out of a car in a busy market and speed off because you know you'll be killed for being involved. But chances are the poor girl is dead by now because whoever did it knows that.

-Steal a Ronald McDonald Statue....

Well...um...

[SiGNAL748]

Does this mean people who like to suck big throbbing erect man penis aren't allowed to return it anonymously?

[Rally Sport]

Originally Posted by SiGNAL748

Does this mean people who like to suck big throbbing erect man penis aren't allowed to return it anonymously?

Wth?

[Schister66]

did you steal a penguin....because that would be a kickass Christmas present!!

[fredjacksonsan]

OK Cyprus, what did you steal?

[ci5ic]

I would steal a Ronald McDonald statue.



Actually, the fact is, that I don't ever steal anything except for coffee beans (at the grocery store, I get the bulk gourmet coffee beans and put them in the store-brand bag to save money), so I could never be faced with a situation such as this. There's a possibility that I would make some sort of hellacious mistake or something, but as soon as I realized my error, I would do what I could to correct it.

[Damien]

I stole a spongebob off of a burger king roof. those huge ass blow up ones.

But if i stole the moose's head, I'd throw some red paint on it and return to the person while they were sleeping in bed! Unless of course they made me an offer i couldn't refuse. *scratches under chin*

[fredjacksonsan]

Originally Posted by Damien

I stole a spongebob off of a burger king roof. those huge ass blow up ones.

But if i stole the moose's head, I'd throw some red paint on it and return to the person while they were sleeping in bed! Unless of course they made me an offer i couldn't refuse. *scratches under chin*

But only if they were a Hollywood producer.

[Loekee75]

I'd steal the Ronald McDonald statue and hang it from a tree in front of Burger King.

[flatlander757]

Send Ronald McDonald in a giant box to my local McDonald's tied up, blindfolded, and sharp objects throughout, maybe even bullet holes in him... with a note that says "Go ahead... F--- up my order one more time."

[WDELOAD]

Originally Posted by Loekee75

I'd steal the Ronald McDonald statue and hang it from a tree in front of Burger King.

.. so would i

[Cyprus106]

Originally Posted by flatlander757

Send Ronald McDonald in a giant box to my local McDonald's tied up, blindfolded, and sharp objects throughout, maybe even bullet holes in him... with a note that says "Go ahead... F--- up my order one more time."

ROFLMAO!!! that's AWESOME!

hehe, you like the slanted poll? I made it so you can only keep the shit if you suck big dick. See that? SEE IT?! ha! I'd make a great politician kinda guy. Slant things in my favor and all? Then nobody would be the wiser! But they say I have a problem with keeping my mouth shut on issues like that.

[kicker1_solo]

cut the penguin's head off and mail it to them