Fighting Temptation...

[CBFryman]

In my hefty big tire'd truck i rarely get the cance to have temptation to cook rice...
But tonight was my night.
Comming home from Tacobell i spot old skool rice...
Mid 80's Honda Civic, HF Badges...Exaust matching that of a bee and a beer can with a quarter in it, big front bumper...bondo that hadnt even been sanded on it, and a lip wing (NASCAR style)...no side skirts or rear bumper.
We catch a red and i see the APC stickers on the side...
Windows down and its like 49 degrees (thats cold for floridians) i see its an Auto...he drops it in to neutral and revs it up when he sees me "checking his car out" (god i wish i had my 20% w/ 35% layred back on the sides) then he revs it up... Im like "oh god"
Having seen the wrecks on i-75 saturday reminded me of Hypsi87 misfortune and the oath some of us took to give up street racing for X ammount of time. Knowing mine was up untill i got something faster or did some sort of perfomance mod to my truck which hasnt come about, and me being a man of his word, i wasnt going to race.

But i gave him a rev anyway.

Light goes green and he takes off....

He "waxes my ass"

or at least that is what he said at the next light...i had my music down but he was screaming so i could hear him even with my windows up and heater blowing.

So agian he revs it up and takes off normal but i rev it up and drop the clutch, letting off a squeal, then returning to normal take off.
he thinks im giving him the jump and goes flying off , pulls in front of me and throws on his flashers.
what is funny, whith my normal shifting at 3000-3500 RPM he didnt pull away all that fast.

Next light (the lights are really unsyncronized on this side of town) i am behind him, im revving at a steady 3500 in a "get out of my way" manner...light goes green and he lets out a chip and a big WAHHHHHHH...
i ride his ass, he stops accelerating at 50, i pull around him and throw on my flashers, kick it up to 55, then turn at my street... .

[TheStang00]

lol u pulled out the ricer flyby on the ricer... nice. ur a better man than me, i probably would have beat him, and laughed long and hard.

[JekylandHyde]

It's for times like that ... back in 1994, I installed a second system of windshield washer squirters on the BACK of my car facing the guy behind me.

Mmmmm .... maybe I should revisit that mod?

[Ace$nyper]

Originally Posted by JekylandHyde

It's for times like that ... back in 1994, I installed a second system of windshield washer squirters on the BACK of my car facing the guy behind me.

Mmmmm .... maybe I should revisit that mod?

You need to post a how to!

Good job holding back its not easy to do.

[JekylandHyde]

How to?

1. Go to junky yard.
2. Locate windshield washers squirters from junked car and grab water pump
3. Buy some lines, wires and a switch
4. Mount injector at the back of the car
5. Gve the pump electric
6. Install switch on the dash.
7. Flip switch and squirt the butthead behind you..
8. Smile & drive away.

[GForce957]

^ Amazing

[TheStang00]

lol thats funny, i have a friend that simply turned his squirters sideways... but thats way better... i wanna get someone in a convertable.