Bar Joke

[vinnym86]

don't kill me if its a repost, but i'm putting it up anyway:

There was a man sitting down at a bar when another man came in and sat beside him.
The first man looked at the second, and said, "Hey, you wanna see something neat?" "sure", said the second man.
The first man pounded a drink and jumped out the window, only flying back in seconds after.
"How'd you do that!?" said the second man
"It's a magic beer, it'll make you so light, the wind will lift you back in through this window!"
"No way! do it again!"
The first man chugs another beer and proceeds to jump out the window, and come back up.
"Wow! i still can't believe it!" said the second man, so the first bought him a drink and told him to try it.
The second man pounds his beer, and leaps out the window... hitting the ground.
The first man walks back and orders another round, where the barkeep says:
"You know, you're a real ass when you're drunk, superman"

[kcg795]

My biology teacher told us that joke!

[stoned_pimp420]

that's gotta suck!

[Schister66]

hahahaha.....i'd do that if i was Superman....

[Cyprus106]

[fredjacksonsan]

, in a big way.

Still funny though.

[vinnym86]

Originally Posted by fredjacksonsan

, in a big way.

Still funny though.

i fugured, i was thinking about it after i posted "I bet everyone and their mother has heard this..."

[RickwithaTbird]

i never heard it.

i dont know about my mother though.