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Old 12-14-2005, 12:04 PM
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Arrow Ice fishing...

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.

After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the voice bellowed,

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.

The voice came once more,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

She stopped, looked skyward, and said,
"IS THAT YOU LORD?"

The voice replied,

"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK"
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Old 12-14-2005, 12:15 PM
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Re: Ice fishing...

ahh.........tonio's back, i's all good.
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Old 12-14-2005, 12:16 PM
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Re: Ice fishing...

Nice...
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Old 12-14-2005, 12:20 PM
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Re: Ice fishing...

ROFL......good blonde joke!!
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Old 12-14-2005, 11:30 PM
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Re: Ice fishing...

lol saw that coming from a mile away

or maybe I'm just remembering the joke subconciously
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Old 12-14-2005, 11:53 PM
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Re: Ice fishing...

I remember telling that joke in grade the 4th grade lol
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Old 12-15-2005, 12:14 AM
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Re: Ice fishing...

lol, havent heard it before.
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Old 12-15-2005, 01:24 AM
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I remember telling that joke in grade the 4th grade lol
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