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12-11-2005, 10:09 AM
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Funny Joke About Drinking
Free drinks for everyone
One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That will be $36.50 please." The drunk says he has no money so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out. The next night the same drunk comes in again and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again the bartender follows instructions and again the drunk says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out. On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for all except the bartender. "What, no drink for me?" replies the bartender. "Oh, no. You get violent when you drink." 
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12-11-2005, 11:44 AM
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Re: Funny Joke About Drinking
that sucked.
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12-11-2005, 12:48 PM
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Re: Re: Funny Joke About Drinking
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12-11-2005, 12:53 PM
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Re: Funny Joke About Drinking
hhhhhhhhhhhhhh....hhhhhhhhhhhhh....dammit!
I was trying to force myself to laugh and pooped...
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12-11-2005, 02:55 PM
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Re: Funny Joke About Drinking
didnt get the job done for me.
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12-11-2005, 04:01 PM
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Re: Funny Joke About Drinking
wheres the funny joke?
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#8
12-11-2005, 04:05 PM
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Re: Funny Joke About Drinking
that was really really shit.
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