roommates

[gouldie1903]

so i'm a freshman in college right now and live in what used to be an old motel. there's 3 people to a room and 2 rooms share one backroom. we used ours to put the tv in. so there's pretty much 6 guys living together. 3 of them are starting have pissed me off.
one is an asshole some of the time but usually stays by himself. the second one is one of those rich silicone valley kids with a bmw his dad gave to him because his dad upgraded to a porche. and he still feels the need to collect financial aid. the last one is the reason i'm writing this tonight. it's my turn to clean the back room before we leave for christmas. i have no problem with that. but this jerk off decides to make the room as messy as possible. i threw my crap in a bag to help keep it clean. not smelly stuff just like empty bottle and boxes. every night after i go to sleep he would empty this bag all over the room. i caught on after the second time he did it. but tonight i was doing some home work and the not rich one comes into my room, which is also his, and starts laughing. so i ask him what's so funny. the guy who's been emptying the trash in the room has gone into the bathroom and is throwing it all in the backroon knowing i would need to clean it up. i go pin him against the door by his neck. he pushes me back and i trip over the network cable and pulls off the one that was laughing's computer off his bunk bed onto the floor. that ends the little scuffle. his computer was fine. and now i'm here at 4 am planning my next move.

[RickwithaTbird]

don't plan anything...

then it becomes pre meditated.
Just punch him in the nose, get him in a headlock, show him the mess and rub his face in it. Then tell him if he doesn't clean it up you'll get serious.

[RickwithaTbird]

oh btw I can't let you go without informing you:

If you let him get away with this, you'll be everybody's bitch all through college. So think about that.

[gouldie1903]

thank you for the support and advice what you suggested would have happened if the computer wasn't there.

[Jet-Lee]

beat the ever living shit out of him. College is like jail, make a bitch, or be a bitch.

[imtheoneandonlyD]

Just piss in his bed while he is sleeping in it. If he is tossing shit all over the floor on purpose to make you clean it up just beat the shit out of him, or refuse to clean it up because he is being a little bitch.

But all in all i say just piss all over him in his sleep. That or make him piss himself.

[RickwithaTbird]

or you could just poke his eye out and skull fuck him. I don't think he would mess with you again.

[BP2K2Max]

just don't clean the room. if anyone bitches tell them you're not cleaning that scumbags mess and if he starts shit, pop him.

[gouldie1903]

i've planned what i'm gonna do. clean the room but keep the trash and when he leaves for break fill his bed with the trash

[Jonno]

I find a swift kick to the head will normally settle most disputes.

[tubjub]

personally, i like the "piss on him" comment as mentioned above...

[mike1224]

mineral oil or icepac syrup in his food/drink. He'll either be shitting up a storm or puiking non-stop. I used a VERY small amount when I was having some roommate trouble eating all the food I was buying. A small dose should be fine, probably even untraceable to which caused his "illness"