Mind Boggling Questions!!!!!!!!!!!! repost?

[bh04]

Mind Boggling Questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about:

1. Can you cry under water?

2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

3. Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

4. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

5. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

6. What disease did cured ham actually have?

7. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

8. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

9. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

10. Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

11. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

12. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

13. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

14. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

15. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

16. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

17. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

18. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

19. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

20. If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

21. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

22. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

23. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

24. Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

25. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

26. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

[KustmAce]

Oldie but goodie

[jabby_jabby]

Harldy mind boggling. Some of them I won't answer because I just don't know, but most are pretty silly. I was never much for these kinds of lists. sorry if im a party pooper. i just always wanted to answer some of these silly questions.


1. Can you cry under water?

Yes, why couldn't you? Just because the tears flow away with the water doesn't mean tears still aren't coming out

3. Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

its just an expression. and this isin't math.

4. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

well, if your belief system allows for heaven, its HEAVEN, its the ultimate reward. you can do whatever the heck you want.

5. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

its easier, therefore cheaper, to make a square box than a round box

6. What disease did cured ham actually have?

has nothing to do with disease. curing is a way to make meat edible and delicious (im being objective, i dont eat meat myself)

9. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

yes, duh.

10. Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

this one is a dilly of a pickle. i think it was just an evolution of speech

11. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

on the ground FAR AWAY. being on a building allows you to see further than being on the ground.

12. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

youre rarely completely naked in front of a doctor. them leaving makes sure of that.

13. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

bras would be plural and panty would be singular of the above words.

14. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

i have a cousin who loves burnt toast. im sure there are others.

15. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

because someone cared enough to write said stupid song.

16. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

i wouldnt consider a dead body as an extra passenger, its an item being transported. but then again, who really obeys carpool lane rules?

19. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

its characterization. though i did wonder this as a kid. as an adult, i have more important things to worry about.

20. If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

its the principle dammit!

21. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

a mixture of mineral and other vegetable oils and perfume

22. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

no

23. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

yes, exactly the same tune. conspiracy? i think not.

24. Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

didnt

25. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

what the fuck is this? seriously. its a total nonsequiter

oh, just reread it. im sure as and hem are latin derivatives and thats why those letters were used. id look it up in my latin text, but im too lazy at the moment.

26. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

my dog doesnt care if i blow in his face. nor does he stick his head out the window. and if you think about it, what do you prefer? having someone blow in your face? or sticking your head out the window of a moving car. i choose moving car.

[bh04]

Nice.

[KustmAce]

Originally Posted by jabby_jabby

Harldy mind boggling. Some of them I won't answer because I just don't know, but most are pretty silly. I was never much for these kinds of lists. sorry if im a party pooper. i just always wanted to answer some of these silly questions.


1. Can you cry under water?

Yes, why couldn't you? Just because the tears flow away with the water doesn't mean tears still aren't coming out

3. Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

its just an expression. and this isin't math.

4. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

well, if your belief system allows for heaven, its HEAVEN, its the ultimate reward. you can do whatever the heck you want.

5. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

its easier, therefore cheaper, to make a square box than a round box

6. What disease did cured ham actually have?

has nothing to do with disease. curing is a way to make meat edible and delicious (im being objective, i dont eat meat myself)

9. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

yes, duh.

10. Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

this one is a dilly of a pickle. i think it was just an evolution of speech

11. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

on the ground FAR AWAY. being on a building allows you to see further than being on the ground.

12. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

youre rarely completely naked in front of a doctor. them leaving makes sure of that.

13. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

bras would be plural and panty would be singular of the above words.

14. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

i have a cousin who loves burnt toast. im sure there are others.

15. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

because someone cared enough to write said stupid song.

16. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

i wouldnt consider a dead body as an extra passenger, its an item being transported. but then again, who really obeys carpool lane rules?

19. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

its characterization. though i did wonder this as a kid. as an adult, i have more important things to worry about.

20. If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

its the principle dammit!

21. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

a mixture of mineral and other vegetable oils and perfume

22. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

no

23. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

yes, exactly the same tune. conspiracy? i think not.

24. Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

didnt

25. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

what the fuck is this? seriously. its a total nonsequiter

oh, just reread it. im sure as and hem are latin derivatives and thats why those letters were used. id look it up in my latin text, but im too lazy at the moment.

26. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

my dog doesnt care if i blow in his face. nor does he stick his head out the window. and if you think about it, what do you prefer? having someone blow in your face? or sticking your head out the window of a moving car. i choose moving car.

Buzz.

Kill.

[ci5ic]

Originally Posted by jabby_jabby

Harldy mind boggling. Some of them I won't answer because I just don't know, but most are pretty silly. I was never much for these kinds of lists. sorry if im a party pooper. i just always wanted to answer some of these silly questions.

You spent way too much time providing answers that any asshat with an I.Q. over 30 could've deduced, and several of your answers probably dip below that 30 point level.

So, here's one for you (and I'd actually really like to know the answer):

How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

[jabby_jabby]

meh, i just dont like the mind boggling questions because theyre hardly mind boggling.

how does a blind guy know when to stop wiping? either he can feel between the buttcheeks if its clean or not, or he has a certain number of preagreed upon wipes, ie, 10.

[clawhammer]

They're not so mind-boggling anymore after jabby_jabby answered them.

[vinnym86]

here's one:

How come Drive-up ATM machines have Braile on them?

[sv650s]

why did they call the snowy country greenland and the sunny country iceland?

[GForce957]

^ i think that was because the people who discovered greenland wanted people to come and settle it, and they didnt want anyone to go to iceland

[ec437]

Originally Posted by vinnym86

here's one:

How come Drive-up ATM machines have Braile on them?

cause it was cheaper to use the same machine as the walk-up ones than to design a new one.


And mine doesn't.

[2.2 Straight six]

Originally Posted by bh04

2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

an assassination is when a person is paid to murder someone, a murder involves no payment.