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11-30-2005, 11:33 AM
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The Gift
A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday. They had not been dating very long. After careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note -- romance, but not too personal.
Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Sears and bought a pair of white gloves. The younger sister bought a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed the items. The sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents of his package, he sealed the package and mailed it to his sweetheart with this note: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Darling, I choose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen long ones with buttons, but she wears short ones that are easy to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed the pair she'd been wearing for the past three weeks, they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish to put them on you for the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away, as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year, I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night. All My Love P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.
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11-30-2005, 11:36 AM
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Re: The Gift
 The p.s. was disgusting.
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11-30-2005, 07:26 PM
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Re: The Gift
[insert puke smiley here]
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11-30-2005, 08:42 PM
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Re: Re: The Gift
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The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious... He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand to rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.
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11-30-2005, 09:03 PM
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Re: The Gift
Kat, you've had some great posts since you've returned
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11-30-2005, 10:53 PM
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Re: The Gift
I've heard/read that joke so many times and I still laugh as if it was the first time reading it.
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12-01-2005, 09:36 AM
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12-01-2005, 09:50 AM
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It's great to have you back!!
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12-01-2005, 11:44 PM
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LMFAO. Pretty good.
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12-02-2005, 12:06 AM
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Re: Re: The Gift
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12-02-2005, 07:01 PM
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ahhh nasty... a little fur.. shiver
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