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11-29-2005, 01:12 PM
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Okay, so I may have lied...
FEMALE POEM
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks One who'll call, not wait for weeks. And when I spend his cash, He not be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I want this man to love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MALE POEM I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
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11-29-2005, 01:16 PM
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Re: Okay, so I may have lied...
thats too funny....lol......
YOU LIER,LIER,LIER......
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11-29-2005, 01:23 PM
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Re: Okay, so I may have lied...
 Sounds about right. You fucking better not leave Tonio...nobody has taken your trophy yet.
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11-29-2005, 01:29 PM
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Re: Re: Okay, so I may have lied...
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Goes to show that you can never be replaced, tonio !!!
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11-29-2005, 01:36 PM
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Re: Okay, so I may have lied...
That's really funny.
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2001 Honda S2000 New Formula Red Mods: Engine: Comptech Air Intake Box, miscellanous chrome dress up pieces Suspension: Comptech front strut tower bar Exterior: Grillcraft grill, lots of wax Interior: Rick's leather console cover, Muz one-piece luxury floormats, Rick's windscreen, Electronics/Audio: Polk speakers Wheels/tires: 18" SSR Competition wheels with 225/40 and 255/35 tires 
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11-29-2005, 02:24 PM
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Re: Okay, so I may have lied...
you are so wrong Damien...lol..
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11-29-2005, 03:57 PM
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Re: Okay, so I may have lied...
When your sick come to AF to get some much needed laughs
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11-29-2005, 04:03 PM
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Re: Okay, so I may have lied...
mmm, yeah, just about sums it up...
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11-29-2005, 04:43 PM
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Re: Okay, so I may have lied...
Very nice.
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11-29-2005, 05:07 PM
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LOL. Finally some humor. Last two days have been very hectic and grey.
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#14
11-29-2005, 05:28 PM
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Short, sweet and yet very true.
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11-29-2005, 10:22 PM
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Re: Okay, so I may have lied...
lol, i knew you couldnt stay away.
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