Ticket

01integra · #1 11-27-2005, 10:32 PM

I got a TICKET ahaha it was so awsome. It was after work and then I see my friend driving around in his 4 door focus. So then I get into the other lane and then I role my window down and im like "lets race?" He agrees. So tehn the light up ahead is red so we stop. You know the usual rev the engine and look at eachother thing ahah well then theres people up ahead of me in my lane. So we take off. VROOOOM. Right thats what it was like. Then there is a guy on a motercycle ahead of me then another dude in a truck. I turn and get half my car onto the grass and the other half onto the road and i drive by them. Well turns out I was going 134 mph and the truck was a cop not a dude so yup AHAHA I got my first ticket it was wonderfull a whole $230 big ones!!!!!!!

knorwj · #2 11-28-2005, 12:10 AM

1. I hope you lose your license real soon before you kill yourself or another.

2. There is a sub-forum for traffic violations. This does not belong in the integra sub-forum.

3. Sorry I was just thinking about your story again and decided to call you a dumbass... dumbass

V T E C H · #3 11-28-2005, 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by knorwj

1. I hope you lose your license real soon before you kill yourself or another.

2. There is a sub-forum for traffic violations. This does not belong in the integra sub-forum.

3. Sorry I was just thinking about your story again and decided to call you a dumbass... dumbass

AHHAHA number 3 is my favorite

crzyCollegeKid · #4 11-28-2005, 07:18 PM

kinda sucks when you post something thinking ppl are going to think you're cool for acting like a retard and then you realize that you're a moron that could've gotten yourself and/or others killed.

u got lucky your ass wasn't hauled off to jail. they did that to me for less than the shit you pulled. well....at least you weren't drunk. that would've really pissed ppl off here. driving like a reckless moron isn't cool.

spaminator · #5 11-28-2005, 08:32 PM

well i got a ticket and it wasn't awesome because my insurance nearly doubled and I had trouble getting the job that I have now at a car dealership because of my record.

Grow up

integrawhat · #6 12-05-2005, 11:41 PM

i was just wandering how the hell you controll a car goin 134 with two wheels on the road and two on the grass. and i agree with the others if your not lying about this who thing your an idiot. i cant say ive never raced on the streets but never do it with other trafic around and i wont even get close to a bike. if i was on my bike and your dumb ass did that shit to me id have called the cops myself. if you want to kill yourself buy a rope and and leave the other people on the road out of it!!

sameintheend01 · #7 12-06-2005, 01:16 AM

bullshit bullshit and more bullshit. u saw the cars in front of you and u thought it was a truck while you were stopped? it takes me about a mile to get up to 134 in my teg. i can't see a mile. and going 134 on 1/2 grass. PLEASE. now leave.

iVteC_PoWeR · #8 12-06-2005, 04:28 PM

what a dumbass do you know how high your insurance will go up? or i assume you still live with your mom so shes going to have to pay it...and also your putting other peoples lives in danger too...stop being a little kid and grow up...

Ace$nyper · #9 12-06-2005, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by knorwj

1. I hope you lose your license real soon before you kill yourself or another.

2. There is a sub-forum for traffic violations. This does not belong in the integra sub-forum.

3. Sorry I was just thinking about your story again and decided to call you a dumbass... dumbass

WHAHAHAHAHAH

Schister66 · #10 12-06-2005, 04:59 PM

you need to grow up before you kill somebody you dumbass...

RSX-S777 · #11 12-06-2005, 07:47 PM

I have a better ending for this incredibly horseshit story. The cop in the truck gets out and puts an impeccably aimed 9mm shot right through the driver's side window. Now I'm entertained...

eclipser2001 · #12 12-07-2005, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 01integra

I got a TICKET ahaha it was so awsome. It was after work and then I see my friend driving around in his 4 door focus. So then I get into the other lane and then I role my window down and im like "lets race?" He agrees. So tehn the light up ahead is red so we stop. You know the usual rev the engine and look at eachother thing ahah well then theres people up ahead of me in my lane. So we take off. VROOOOM. Right thats what it was like. Then there is a guy on a motercycle ahead of me then another dude in a truck. I turn and get half my car onto the grass and the other half onto the road and i drive by them. Well turns out I was going 134 mph and the truck was a cop not a dude so yup AHAHA I got my first ticket it was wonderfull a whole $230 big ones!!!!!!!

*COUGH*your*COUGH*a*COUGH*fucking*COUGH*loser*COUG H*, wait, why am i trying to hide this YOUR A FUCKING LOSER!!! give me your car so you don't kill anybody.

Schister66 · #13 12-08-2005, 12:55 PM

i can't say it enough...you're an asshole and you're going to kill someone.....If you're going to kill someone, kill yourself

DaSnowMan5 · #14 12-09-2005, 12:06 AM

Well, being if you are going over 100mph as well as driving like you were, they should have towed the car, revoked your license and taken you to jail, so just a small ticket of $280 is rediculous. Either that or you are not in cali. Hell, $280 ticket is for doing less than 20 mph over the limit.

oh hey, you forgot to mention the leprechans you ran over at the end of the rainbow that you where able to catch because you were going so fast, and that you passed up santa and his reindeer while they were doing their warm ups preparing for Christmas Eve....

Schister66 · #15 12-09-2005, 04:54 AM

^^its 4am...road trip is done thanks to the popo *Harold and Kumar made me do it*

Amusing and confusing is not the way, i'm going to bed....Hooray!

I don't get the santa part, but it makees me laff

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