chocolate or sex?

[taranaki]

20 REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX?

1) You can GET chocolate.
2) "If you love me, you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4) Two People of the same sex can have chocolate without being called
nasty names.
5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7) If you bite nuts too hard, the chocolate won't mind.
8) You can safely havae chocolate while you are driving.
9) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during
working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
11) You can have chocolate any time of the month.
12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13) When you have chocolate it does not keep the neighbors awake.
14) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face
slapped.
15) You can as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
16) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
17) With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
18) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
19) Good chocolate is easy to find.
20) With chocolate, size doesn't matter.

[Ssom]

Also

21/ Chocolate does not care if you wanna try another "flavour"


But how aobut choclate during sex??? Eh?

[Bean Bandit]

Being fed by Girlfriend with Swiss choclate

[Ssom]

Originally posted by Bean Bandit
Being fed by Girlfriend with Swiss choclate

Oh yeah, Swiss chocolate, gotta love that stuff:licker:

[tazdev]

I can get chocolate anytime. I'll have the sex please

[Damien]

Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
But how aobut choclate during sex??? Eh?

Exactly............What's wrong with you Mr. T, coming up with threads like this and then supporting chocolate? It's good and all, but come on.....

Originally posted by tazdev
I can get chocolate anytime. I'll have the sex please

Can you not get sex anytime?

j/k

[Gonthrax]

Ok, lets just take the question at face value.


"Excuse me, would you like this chocolate or some sex?"

"What kind of fucking question is that!?!? I'll take the sex please!"

[taranaki]

Originally posted by Damien


Can you not get sex anytime?

j/k

It's 5.30am.the nearest store is miles away and it's closed.Since I am not allowed sex on Sundays it would appear that at the moment I am out of luck on all counts.

[speediva]

Honestly???




Chocolate but work it off in a fun manner

[Ssom]

Originally posted by saturntangerine
but work it off in a fun manner

I'm guessing you mean a little game of "solitaire"

[DVSNCYNIKL]

*in the that jelly commercial voice* Could you please pass the sex please?

[darkness]

sex,

but if it comes down to availability, then it would have to be chocolate.

[Moppie]

Originally posted by Gonthrax
"Excuse me, would you like this chocolate or some sex?"

"What kind of fucking question is that!?!? I'll take the sex please!"

But what if its someone like Oprah asking the question?

[taranaki]

Originally posted by Moppie


But what if its someone like Oprah asking the question?

Do I look like Oprah???????!!!!!!!!

[speediva]

Originally posted by taranaki


Do I look like Oprah???????!!!!!!!!

Oh Gosh, I hope not!!!!!!

Sex is so material anymore. You can buy a Hershey's and a Playboy together, so why not just keep something like chocolate material so as to maybe save what's left of the value of sexual intercourse.