Questions for the fellow men here.

[-Davo]

You're in the public restroom, you've found your spot, you pull it out, do your thang (urinating you sick fuck), and the guys next to you starts talking... omgwtf?!?1?

Do you talk back? Ignore him? Or tell him to fuck off?

This sparked in my head after an add for Scrubs where the Doc is pissing, and Zach walks in starts talking to him and the Doc says "Oh, would you like me to get you a beer? This is a mens room for god's sake".

Thoughts?

[Rally Sport]

Eh.. talk back then hurry up and get the F outta there! If the guy is talking to you in the restroom, then he doesnt know the rules.

[Andydg]

When it's someone I don't know I ignore them, if it's someone I do know I tell them to fuck off unless they say something interesting.

[PWRDbyUNCLEbens]

Start describing your schlong, and they'll get the idea (give them some of they're own annoying medicine type thing)..... or they'll be interested. Either way it'll be an entertaining bathroom break.

[HighOctaneNOSUser]

I'd just ignore them and get out of there, or do something stupid like freak out and pretend you're pissing out blood or something lol. It shut them up last time someone was talking to me in the washroom, but that was a while back.

[blindside.AMG]

I really don't care either way unless the guy is being sexual. I know my dick's bigger than his so why should I care???

[crayzayjay]

Just tell them you have AIDS. They tend to shut up after that.

[Heep]

One could turn towards him as one normally would in a conversation, yet continue urinating...

Can't say it's ever happened to me, so I'm not sure what I'd do. I try to avoid public washrooms altogether.

Having said that, though, I do vaguely recall singing while urinating in a bar bathroom once, but I'd had 4 pitchers of beer in the past few hours, so my inhibitions were inhibited.

[TexasF355F1]

I personally never speak while using the urinal, and don't really like it when others spark up a conversation. But at a bar it's usually inevitable when everyones buzzed.

What I hate more is when urinal etiquette isn't followed. Meaning, always leave an open spot between you and the other pisser.

[tonioseven]

I ignore them.

[mike1224]

Originally Posted by TexasF355F1

What I hate more is when urinal etiquette isn't followed. Meaning, always leave an open spot between you and the other pisser.

like those communal urinals that are like 8ft long?...... theres 5ft ov empty space, but you come next to me???

[Jet-Lee]

I usually reply with, "I'm holding my dick taking a piss. The only thing I want to do right now is take a piss or jerk off, not talk."

They usually shutup.

[tim1950]

If he's lookin at the wall in front of him, who cares as long as it ain't sexual.

[Gotti]

Originally Posted by blindside.AMG

I really don't care either way unless the guy is being sexual. I know my dick's bigger than his so why should I care???

exactly lol

Who gives a shit if somebody talks to you... its just like standing on the street and somebody starts talking to you, are you gunna ignore them? As long as they aint looking at your equipment or hitting on you. I dont see how its any different


Unless your scared your gunna get homosexual feelings cause your holding your dick while talking to another man lol

[elementskater15]

Ah, happens in my high school all the time.
"How's it goin?"
"Dude, I'm in the middle of letting pee drain from my dick, leave me alone."

Or I love it when someone tries to remind me to wash my hands. I was in Walmart, taking a piss and some old dude walks up to the next stall and starts pissing. I finish up and walk out..."Hey, young man ,where I'm from we always wash our hands."

"Hey old dude, where I'm from we dont piss on our hands..."