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Old 11-21-2005, 12:41 PM
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Last one for a while...

A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades.
She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the
worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local
vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices"
attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well
then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get
a pair of shoes for free!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady,
just go and give it a try!" The blonde headed out toward the swamps,
determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over
to the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman
standing waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward
her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and
hauls it onto the slimy bank of the swamp.
Lying nearby were seven more of the dead creatures, all lying
on their backs. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in
silent amazement. The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its
back. Rolling her eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration,
she shouts out
"S H I T... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!
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Old 11-21-2005, 12:47 PM
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Re: Last one for a while...

I hope by a while you mean maybe a day.
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Old 11-21-2005, 01:17 PM
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Re: Last one for a while...

And I thought you were leaving tonio ....
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Old 11-21-2005, 01:41 PM
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Re: Last one for a while...

lol, i never get sick of reading tonios jokes.
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Old 11-21-2005, 02:03 PM
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Re: Last one for a while...

Hahahahahahahaha. I think that made it into my Top 10 Blonde Jokes list.
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Re: Last one for a while...

hahaha

Nice tonio
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Re: Last one for a while...

Each one is more horrible than the last.
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Re: Last one for a while...

havent heard it in awhile. good to read bak-in-the-day jokes!
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blonde jokes, haha. that's a good one, have you heard this?

A blonde and brunette are watching the 10:00 news.
They are currently showing footage of a man standing out of a skyscraper window, ready to jump. The brunette tells the blonde:
"I bet you $50 he jumps."
The blonde was quick to reply with,
"You're on!"

...The guy jumps. The blonde disappointedly starts pulling out her purse.
The brunette suddenly is filled with guilt, and admits,
"Nonono, i can't take the money, i already saw this on the 5:00 news."
so what does the blonde say?
"Oh yeah? So did I, i just didn't think he'd do it again."
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Re: Last one for a while...

Another good one..
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Re: Last one for a while...

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Last one for awhile....
Please define "awhile" so we can be mentally prepared.
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Re: Re: Last one for a while...

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Please define "awhile" so we can be mentally prepared.
I'm not sure really; it kind of stinks to be me right now so I need to figure a few things out. I'll still be here and there but I gotta change a few things to be where I need to be. I do thank you guys for the support and I promise to return with some of the worst jokes known to man!
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I'm not sure really; it kind of stinks to be me right now so I need to figure a few things out. I'll still be here and there but I gotta change a few things to be where I need to be. I do thank you guys for the support and I promise to return with some of the worst jokes known to man!




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