maxing out

[godspeed1986]

hello all
my name is godspeed in February i will be purchasing a brand new 06 accord v6 with a 6 speed. i test drove the car like a week ago and have to have it. but i digress aside from being beautiful and comfortable it just doesn't have that feel like i want it to. the car gets up to speed quickly shifts nicely and can even do a slight squeal of the tires in 2nd gear but i was still disappointed though it is powerful it just doesn't fly persay it moreso runs.

this is why i seek all of your help i have since done a little bit of schematic research and have decided that i am going to build a car that essentially will be an import tuner but not look like one

(1) i have on order Mercedes lemanns inspired rims
(2) i am planning on turning this car into an all wheel drive platform in order to handle the horsepower that i have targeted.
(3) in my research i came across a turbonetics t-106 turbo that I'd love to bolt say between 2-6 onto the engine but have no idea if they'll actually bolt onto the engine or if i need to buy a converter of some sort.

Misc other stuff
*ferrari f50 inspired engine timing (displacement on demand)
*stand alone engine management controlled by a laptop computer inside the car with multiple driving modes racing and daily mainly
*completely freeflow exhaust like a total of 8 or 10 pipes all the way out to the back of the car
*deactivating catilict converters
*manual shutoff valves on everything and i do mean everything (exhaust, fuel, electrical, turbos, air intake, you name it there's likely to be a shutoff valve on it)
*blowbag air suspension (lighter than hydraulics but slower results for that virgin tight ride) (lets get low to race or high to daily drive)

this is about as far as i want to go before i just get my hopes up and get lost. so here's what I'm asking help me reach my target

3900 HP
5100 LB/FT torque
topspeed in excess of 250 MPH

obviously the car is going to need some new restructuring namely titanium reinforcements everywhere and removal of wheel wells but i want this car to look mostly stock except when it moves i don't even want to see the exhaust from the back of the car which means I'll probably need to cut the exhaust pipes just behind the back seats to accomplish this.

like i said i am looking for ways to do it parts names MSRP and place i can purchase them would be great

thanks in advance to all those whom participate

[civickiller]

that was a good laugh

[97integrals]

Is this a joke? Let me see if I understand you, you want a 3900hp accord street car that is awd and can go over 250mph. first there is no way in hell that you could drive a 3900hp car on the street, and there is no way in hell you are going to make the accord engine put out 3900hp. However if you do figure out a way to do both those things your going to need to drop like a million dollars into an accord. How old are you like 12?

[Ace$nyper]

Buy an Enzo put accord badges on?


Funniest thread ever.

[Schister66]

WTF?? You owe me 30sec of my life back because it was a waste to even read that shit.

[Ace$nyper]

Originally Posted by Schister66

WTF?? You owe me 30sec of my life back because it was a waste to even read that shit.

You'd just waste them anyway

[aznbmxxxer]

i think NASA has what your looking for.......

[Schister66]

Originally Posted by Ace$nyper

You'd just waste them anyway

Yeah you're right....i wouldn't have put those 30 seconds to any better use anyway....

[honda_racing101]

That WAS a joke right? I sure as hell hope so.