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11-17-2005, 03:48 PM
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Airplane crash
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!". 
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11-17-2005, 03:51 PM
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Re: Airplane crash
 I like that one...
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11-17-2005, 06:50 PM
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TAKE THAT BITCH!!
Although I've heard it plenty of times it's always funny Women: 0 Men: 500
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11-17-2005, 07:14 PM
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Re: Airplane crash
I like that. funny. But here's another one.
A guy asked his girl "Will you marry me?" The girl replied "No!" And the guy lived happily ever after, drinking beer, watching porn and farting whenever he felt like.
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11-17-2005, 08:23 PM
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Re: Airplane crash
^wasn't that just posted recently??? between myspace, here, emails, and Tonio
 ...Ive heard'em all. 
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11-17-2005, 09:21 PM
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Re: Airplane crash
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2001 Honda S2000 New Formula Red Mods: Engine: Comptech Air Intake Box, miscellanous chrome dress up pieces Suspension: Comptech front strut tower bar Exterior: Grillcraft grill, lots of wax Interior: Rick's leather console cover, Muz one-piece luxury floormats, Rick's windscreen, Electronics/Audio: Polk speakers Wheels/tires: 18" SSR Competition wheels with 225/40 and 255/35 tires 
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11-17-2005, 10:41 PM
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Thats awesome.. both of em.
"Well since you asked.. you can iron this shirt real quick, gotta look good infront of the guy upstrairs, ya know?"
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11-18-2005, 07:48 AM
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Re: Airplane crash
Quote:
Couldn't be me I'm not used to this kind of treatment by my wife..lol 
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11-18-2005, 01:46 PM
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Re: Airplane crash
HA! I needed that
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