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11-17-2005, 04:07 PM
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How To Cook A Thanksgiving Turkey In..., 20 Easy Steps!
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) Step 3: Put turkey in the oven Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink Step 7: Turn oven the on Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky Step 9: Turk the bastey Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick Step 17: Turk the carvey Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out 
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11-17-2005, 04:29 PM
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Re: How To Cook A Thanksgiving Turkey In..., 20 Easy Steps!
lol....
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11-17-2005, 10:07 PM
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Definately a repost but worth it once a year.
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11-17-2005, 10:18 PM
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Re: How To Cook A Thanksgiving Turkey In..., 20 Easy Steps!
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11-17-2005, 11:54 PM
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11-18-2005, 01:16 AM
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Re: How To Cook A Thanksgiving Turkey In..., 20 Easy Steps!
That sounds strangely familiar...
 except i perfer vodkaEDIT:just a note, its thursday night and I'm completely sober.... 
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