-
Grand Future Air Dried Fresh Beef Dog Food
Air Dried Dog Food | Fresh Beef

Carnivore Diet for Dogs

Go Back   Automotive Forums Car Chat > Coffee Break (Off-Topic) > COMPLETELY off-topic
Register FAQ Community
COMPLETELY off-topic Talk about anything other than cars. But you can't be mad and angry in this forum!
Reply Show Printable Version Show Printable Version | Subscription Subscribe to this Thread
 
Thread Tools
  #1  
Old 11-15-2005, 03:36 PM
GForce957's Avatar
GForce957 GForce957 is offline
AF Enthusiast
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 2,654
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Crowded Subway Joke

The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to the cops!"

"I don't know what you're talking about miss - that's just my pay check in my pocket."

"Oh really," she spat. "Then you must have some job, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour!"
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 11-15-2005, 04:39 PM
KustmAce's Avatar
KustmAce KustmAce is offline
Grande Boleros de Fuego
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 7,719
Thanks: 0
Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts
Re: Crowded Subway Joke

You make tonio look like george carlin
__________________
MAKE ART, NOT WAR
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 11-15-2005, 05:01 PM
Damien's Avatar
Damien Damien is offline
AF Fanatic
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 6,338
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Send a message via AIM to Damien Send a message via MSN to Damien
Re: Crowded Subway Joke

^hm...

that could be a go...naw. you got burned!!!
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 11-15-2005, 07:51 PM
clawhammer's Avatar
clawhammer clawhammer is offline
AF Fanatic
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 4,945
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Re: Crowded Subway Joke

I didn't find it that funny.
__________________
2001 Honda S2000 New Formula Red

Mods:
Engine: Comptech Air Intake Box, miscellanous chrome dress up pieces
Suspension: Comptech front strut tower bar
Exterior: Grillcraft grill, lots of wax
Interior: Rick's leather console cover, Muz one-piece luxury floormats, Rick's windscreen,
Electronics/Audio: Polk speakers
Wheels/tires: 18" SSR Competition wheels with 225/40 and 255/35 tires

Reply With Quote
 
Reply

POST REPLY TO THIS THREAD

Go Back   Automotive Forums Car Chat > Coffee Break (Off-Topic) > COMPLETELY off-topic


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 07:59 PM.

Community Participation Guidelines | How to use your User Control Panel

Powered by: vBulletin | Copyright Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
 
 
no new posts