Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

[dugie6551]

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

[quteasabutton]

haha nice

[craigcully]

Funny... and so true.

[Jet-Lee]

I can say the first eight things just fine.....

Those last 10 are still kinda tuff though.

[jabby_jabby]

I can say all of them but this:

"a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you."

[93rollaracer]

Story of my life.

[clawhammer]

[ci5ic]

funnay.

I've always had trouble with:

Judicial (or judiciary)
Brewery (sounds weird sober too...)
Warrior

and

No thanks, I would not like a shot of Tequila. I've been drinking beer all night, wouldn't want to mix the two.

[1986Z28]

ahh funny

[GForce957]

I can talk completely fine, alcohol doesnt affect that.

I find it hard to turn down nudity, but i find it hard to do so sober

[balls_to_the_wall]

So true, so true...

[sv650s]

[tonioseven]

Pure gold!

[publicenemy137]

I remember when I was trying to say "specifically" on my 21st birthday (was using it in a sentence) i kept goin "spessessss, speeccciiiii, speciciccifically"

[flatlander757]

Try speaking fluent spanish when drunk