The perfect day

[GForce957]

The Perfect Day - Her

8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale
9:30 Light Breakfast
11:00 Sunbathe
12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1:45 Shopping
2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs
3:00 Facial, massage, nap
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
10:00 Make love
11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms

The Perfect Day - Him

6:45 Alarm.
7:00 Shower and massage.
7:30 Blowjob.
7:45 Massive dump while reading USA Today sports section.
8:15 Limo arrives, Stoli Bloody Marys.
8:30 Butler Aviation, O'Hare Field, Lear Jet to Augusta, Georgia.
9:30 Front nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
11:30 Lunch - 2 dozen oysters, 3 Heinekens.
12:30 Blowjob.
12:45 Back nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
2:30 Limo to Augusta Airport, Bombay Sapphire Martini.
3:30 Nassau, Bahamas, Afternoon fishing with all female crew (topless). Sex for each fish caught. Catch 1249 lb. Blue Marlin. Grilled tuna and steamed lobster appetizers, six Heinekens, nap.
6:15 Blowjob.
6:30 Lear Jet return flight, total body massage in transit.
7:30 Shit, shower, shave.
8:00 Watch CNN Live coverage of Bill Clinton's resignation. Hillary and Al Gore are indicted in the same scandal (which involves graphic pictures and large farm animals).
9:00 Dinner at Ritz Carlton, Oysters Casino, 20 oz. Filet mignons (rare), Gorgonzola salad, Fettucini Alfredo, Chateau Lafite Rothschild 1963 (magnum) creme brute, Louis XII Cognac, Cohiba Lancero
10:30 Sex with 3 women, all from different countries
11:30 Whirlpool, steam and massage. Women quietly get dressed, hail cab and leave. Midnight Blowjob. Sleep

[Oz]

I like it, except it's a that is older than them thar' hills.

And if you read the last line, the guy has to give himself a blowjob?

[Damien]

^I dont think Moppie has had a problem with it.

You forgot something, the fact we gain no weight what-so-ever. We're ripped man!!!

[1986Z28]

haha thats pretty funny

[drewh4386]

It was nice...........besides the fact it being a repost.

Its still weird to look at tho.....

[crayzayjay]

What's a blowjob?

[clawhammer]

Originally Posted by crayzayjay

What's a blowjob?

You're kidding right...


by the way.

[GForce957]

Originally Posted by crayzayjay

What's a blowjob?

Its when your hairs wet, and you get the blowdryer out.

Guys tend to love it

[jabby_jabby]

funny if it were true. here MY perfect day (and I'm a chick)

12pm - wake up to the hottest guy in the world, get on top of him, and have sex with him (awake of course)
1pm - finish sex, take a quick shower
115pm - make breakfast/lunch for us, completely vegan
2pm - go for a drive in my fiat spyder, top down
3pm - come home, watch news, see that super tough animal cruelty laws have passed, including forced veganism on everyone (hey, its MY perfect day, ok?)
4pm - go for a horseback ride through a populated park and have my trained horse trample every person who has ever said anything nasty to me.
5pm - come home to super sexy guy and have wild sex over my kitchen table
6pm - go have fancy vegan dinner with super sexy guy and shit loads of red wine
8pm - come home trashed and play zelda
9pm - more sex till we both fall asleep.


this would be the weekend, during the week my perfect day would include working at my own veterinary practice and converting every pet owner to raw (or biologically appropriate) feeding.

a girl can dream

[Oz]

Ewwwww.....please tell me your going to clean the kitchen table after having wild sex all over it? Crusty.

[jabby_jabby]

Originally Posted by Oz

Ewwwww.....please tell me your going to clean the kitchen table after having wild sex all over it? Crusty.

OVER the kitchen table. Not ON the kitchen table.

sheesh

[Oz]

Good, I thought you were going to make the poor guy do it, after tiring him out all day having sex.

[GForce957]

Would be a great day, except for the forced vegan part

[PBking82]

Yea vegan's suck. I like meat, it tastes good. Animals deserve to be eaten if they can't defend themselves. My perfect day would be eating a side of beef, with a keg of beer. That's about it. Maybe screwing some crazy hot chick. Peace-

[Rally Sport]

Eh.. my perfect day would be on a weekend and in this order..

11:00: Wakeup, have sex with this hot chick I know
11:40: Eat something good like a Jack in the box's Ultimate Cheeseburger (THATS RIGHT IN THE MORNING)
12:00: Leave and go cruise around for a couple of hours, enjoying a good techno, trance, or rap CD.
2:00: Come back home, play some video games
5:00: Have some more sex..
6:00:Chill out with my friends
11:00:Have even more sex
12:00: Goto sleep.

Oh yeah, that sounds about right.