F*cking asshole kids

Zachp911 · #1 11-07-2005, 07:15 AM

This morning when I went out to my car to leave for school, I see all this yellow shit on the driver sdie of my bumper, so I say to myself "What the hell is this"... and then I see a broken egg shell on the ground. Some son of a bitch kids egged my car last night.

I spend a fucking half hour cleaning up egg yolk off my car this morning so I have to go in to school late now. I think its fucking pathetic and immature that these kids think its funny to vandalize someone else's personal property. I've never vandalized anyone's property, so why'd it happen to me?

If I ever catch the kids who did this to my car, god give mercy for what I'll do to them. It's not cool to fuck with other peoples cars.

skibum1111 · #2 11-07-2005, 11:20 AM

Here's a thought for when you catch them... Stake them down over an ant hill and pour honey liberally on them...

2.2 Straight six · #3 11-07-2005, 01:05 PM

find them an throw rotting eggs an sour milk at them, they'll probably never try any shit again.

or just kill them....

red933 · #4 11-07-2005, 05:05 PM

Thats all fucked up. One thing you dont do is fuck with someones ride. I'd wait for the little bastards and spray them with a water gun filled with piss.

BleedDodge · #5 11-07-2005, 05:26 PM

That's a shitty excuse for being late for school.

imtheoneandonlyD · #6 11-08-2005, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by BleedDodge

That's a shitty excuse for being late for school.

lol, i just spit chips on my keyboard....thanks alot.

fredjacksonsan · #7 11-08-2005, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by BleedDodge

That's a shitty excuse for being late for school.

My thoughts exactly.

fredjacksonsan · #8 11-08-2005, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by ludespeed501

...It's not cool to fuck with other peoples cars.

However, I agree....it's cowardly to mess with someone's car. Sounds like you are the victim of a random attack.

goat_launcher · #9 11-08-2005, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by fredjacksonsan

However, I agree....it's cowardly to mess with someone's car. Sounds like you are the victim of a random attack.

Random attacks are the worst, cuz when you dont know who did it, it just makes you that much more PISSED OFF.

My advice, ludespeed, is to get a car cover - you should damn well have one anyways with a Prelude as nice as that one (you fucking lucky bastard

) One of those would prevent anymore shit from happening and take the worry off of your mind.

But just in case - consider purchasing a 12 guage semi-suto pump shotgun (j/k)

Karl

I_Heart_Chevy · #10 11-08-2005, 09:26 PM

I dunno about the car cover...those assholes would see you as more of a target...They know that the more the person cares about their care...the angrier that person will be.

Thats why I like fast...but extremely old cars.

That and the fact that I'm too poor to afford brand new ones.

Zachp911 · #11 11-08-2005, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by goat_launcher

Random attacks are the worst, cuz when you dont know who did it, it just makes you that much more PISSED OFF.

My advice, ludespeed, is to get a car cover - you should damn well have one anyways with a Prelude as nice as that one (you fucking lucky bastard

) One of those would prevent anymore shit from happening and take the worry off of your mind.

But just in case - consider purchasing a 12 guage semi-suto pump shotgun (j/k)

Karl

I'm buying a car cover soon 'cause the lude is going away for the winter when it snows, but yeah it was kind of my fault because I parked my car in the street in front of my house that night so I was asking for trouble. I have been parking in my driveway now lately so hopefully another incident like this wont happen again.

*Note to self:* buy 12 gauge shotgun...

bh04 · #12 11-08-2005, 11:23 PM

I've had one of those "don't know who did it" experiences. I was at work and come out on my break to grab my food that i accidently left in my car for work. I get outside and notice that my tire was low on air. I didn't even go up and check it out or anything.

I grabbed my food and went inside. Ate my food then had enough time to buy a portable air compressor and fill my tire with air.

I get outside plug it all in and start trying to fill it up. I notice it wasn't filling and examined my tire. Some pile of shit of a person stabbed my brand new tire with a knife. Wans't sliced. I could tell this by how the ends on the cut were I know it was stabbed because it was just big enough for a knife about an inch wide blade to go through.

Tires werne't even more than 2 weeks old. Just got the new rims and tires.

Still havne't heard anyone say that they knew who did it. But shit happens I guess. $%&#ing vandilists!

ec437 · #13 11-08-2005, 11:36 PM

Some SOB TPed my house once. I mean HELLA TPed it too. Like we had TP in our 60 ft high trees for at least 6 months afterwards. And as far as I know it wasn't anyone that I know.

PBking82 · #14 11-08-2005, 11:39 PM

You never find out who does this type of crap. My car got egged a couple of times, all you can do is clean it off. As long as the egg hasn't like "baked" on the paint then you're fine. I usually leave my car in the driveway, just because I don't like having to go in and out of the garage at all hours of the night if i have something to do, but if it's halloween or graduation night then it's going in the garage. Stupid kids have nothing better to do then go around and do stupid shit. Go get drunk at somebody's house, then go to sleep. Peace-

HighOctaneNOSUser · #15 11-09-2005, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by ludespeed501

I'm buying a car cover soon 'cause the lude is going away for the winter when it snows, but yeah it was kind of my fault because I parked my car in the street in front of my house that night so I was asking for trouble. I have been parking in my driveway now lately so hopefully another incident like this wont happen again.

*Note to self:* buy 12 gauge shotgun...

Heh... that reminds me, it's already snowing here

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