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[SiGNAL748]

www.2secret.com - Best Website Ever.

I enjoy being totally engulfed in human feces from head to toe. I love smearing it all over my hands like its soap, then rubbing my hands through my hair and masturbating. I get a rush of adrenaline just thinking about rubbing my own excrements all over my body while touching myself to sexual thoughts and fantasies. I know this is considered strange, but I cant help it. Its what I like. Kids at school make fun of me because I always smell like crap, but at least I get intense sexual satisfaction!

99% of these are fake, but man its hilarious. How do people come up with this stuff?

Quote your favorites!!

[drewh4386]

This one had me rooooooooolllllllin!!!!! NASTY!!

everytime im in the elevator with some people i put a hand inside my pants and i scratch my butt and really go at it and make faces of immense pleasure. sometimes i even fart on my hand. In any case, after all that scratching i pull out my hand and then smell it, and i offer other people if they want to smell my hand as well

[KustmAce]

HAHAHAHA

" i bit the dentist because he was being a mean fucker. I hated his guts."

[dugie6551]

I went to the "adult" section (yeah I'm a prevert !!!) and found these two on the first page .... BWHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!


" my vagina is strong like bull. "

" I was trying to masturbate in the shower but it took so long and I couldn't quite get it, so I got out and took some girl's electric toothbrush, used it, and put it back where it was. I stuck it all the way up in there and all around, too. Worked great! "

[ghetto7o2azn]

"when i was 15 i got a boner looking at a hairdresser in a black skirt and my testicles and helmet were torn off by a passing saab"

most random shit ever

"I like to eat butter. It cheers me up to eat butter, "

i hope hes not serious

"I don't know what gender I am. I have both a penis and a vagina and I really don't know what to do because whoever I go out with people call me gay for it.

Please help make me non confused "

"I sometimes smell my fingers after i pee...does that make me gay? "

"I've masturbated at every job I've ever held.
I like to get paid for pleasuring myself. "

"I've fallen madly in love with my best friend. We're both teenage boys. "

[Partizan]

I'm a tall black guy. I'm straight. I was on my high school basketball team and I like to play lots of sports. I have lots of jazz and rap cd's. But I don't tell people that I also have cd's by Kenny G, Celene Dion, and Barbra Streisand. I like them dammit!


Amazing, simply amazing.

[1986Z28]

omg...

[ghetto7o2azn]

AHAH WTF

"After a lifetime of being rejected and a lonley night of drinking I fucked my dog. I don't he minded weve done it many times since. I know it's hard to belive but I think were in love. It's the best relationship I could have hoped for. girls don't even apear attative to me any longer. All day at work all I can think about is coming home to see my beloved Chow. "

i know most of these are bs but some of them are still funny

you find some of the most random stuff there

[travis712]

"people think im really tough but i like hilary duff even though she cant sing!"

"Sometimes, When I hear someone crying, I just sing a little louder."

" I have a 300 pound bitch livin above me and she's about to break through the ceiling. Living on the bottom floor sucks."