19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

[tonioseven]

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
Sunglasses on and point Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.
2.Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise
Your Voice.
3.Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask
If They Want Fries with That.
4.Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It
"In."
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once
Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
Switch To Espresso.
6.In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For
Smuggling Diamonds"
7.Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With
The Prophecy."
8.Don't use any punctuation
9.As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat
with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To
Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems
Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And
Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You
Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The
Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your
Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I
Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The
Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're
Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The
Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Have a great day!!

[clawhammer]

Good one.

[blindside.AMG]

I think you've just created the most annoying person in the world.

[SiGNAL748]

Not Bad.

[sganc4life_4]

I liked the first 2, others besides the last are kinda old

[Damien]

Sounds like me today. I love messin' with people

[Andydg]

I've done number 2 and I got in a lot of trouble for some reason.

[2.2 Straight six]

Originally Posted by tonioseven

3.Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.

i do that all the time.

Originally Posted by tonioseven

9.As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

don't need to try.

Originally Posted by tonioseven

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat
with a serious face.

found "fat free" water in singapore (i have a pic)

Originally Posted by tonioseven

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

do that, but not drive through (no car)

Originally Posted by tonioseven

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

don't go to opera, but sing along to everything.

Originally Posted by tonioseven

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You
Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The
Mood.

done that a few times.

[crayzayjay]

Old, but still makes me laugh whenever i read it

[93rollaracer]

I'm pretty sure it's a repost, but still funny.

[tonioseven]

It's a definite repost but I just needed a laugh from my AF fam to help lift my spirits. Thanks guys

[Neutrino]

Originally Posted by 2.2 Straight six

i do that all the time.




found "fat free" water in singapore (i have a pic)

you so need to post that

[2.2 Straight six]

Originally Posted by Neutrino

you so need to post that

ok, there ya' go...

['97ventureowner]

#5 sounds like something I'd do

[Neutrino]

Originally Posted by 2.2 Straight six

ok, there ya' go...

awesome

thanks