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10-24-2005, 04:59 PM
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The Ugly Bus
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again". 
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10-24-2005, 05:02 PM
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10-24-2005, 05:02 PM
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Re: The Ugly Bus
Old school
But never the less I would have said the same thing to god haha
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10-24-2005, 05:05 PM
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That was great!
 Reminds me of the joke about the Genie that offered a man three wishes but told him his sworn enemy would get twice as much. First he asked for a beautiful woman, he got one and his sworn enemy got two. Then he asked for a million dollars and his sworn enemy got two million. Then he asked to beaten half to death....
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10-24-2005, 05:08 PM
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Re: The Ugly Bus
ha ha ha.....that was good.
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10-24-2005, 08:22 PM
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Re: The Ugly Bus
I prefer Yogs'.
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10-24-2005, 10:21 PM
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Re: The Ugly Bus
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10-24-2005, 10:27 PM
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10-24-2005, 10:30 PM
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Re: The Ugly Bus
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  I haven't heard either two good joke.
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10-25-2005, 02:47 AM
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Re: The Ugly Bus
lol nice
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10-25-2005, 11:54 AM
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lol hadn't heard that one before... thats good
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10-25-2005, 12:25 PM
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Re: The Ugly Bus
Fantastic
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10-25-2005, 01:37 PM
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Re: The Ugly Bus
I cant stop laughing......Make them ugly again.........I wouyld have said tha same thing just to piss them off....
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