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05-23-2002, 07:36 AM
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clever man!
Two couples were playing cards one evening. Jugjit accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Balbir's wife's legs were wide apart, and she wasn't wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jugjit upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table & emerged red-faced. Later, Jugjit went to the kitchen
to get some refreshments. Balbir's wife followed & asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?" Surprised by her boldness, Jugjit admitted that, well, indeed he did. She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500." well after assessing the financial as well as the moral costs of this offer, Jugjit says that he is indeed interested. She tells him that since her husband, Balbir, works Friday afternoons & Jugjit doesn't, that Jugjit should be at her house around 2pm Friday afternoon. When Friday rolled around, Jugjit showed up at Balbir's house for the planned time at 2pm sharp & after paying her the agreed upon $500, they went to the bedroom & completed their sexual transaction as Sandeep had promised. Afterwards, Jugjit quickly dressed & left. As usual, Balbir came home from work at 6pm & upon entering the house, asks his wife abruptly, "Did Jugjit come by the house this afternoon?" With a lump in her throat, Balbirs wife answered, "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon". Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?". In terror, she assumed that somehow he had found out, & after mustering up her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500". Balbir, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. Jugjit came by the office this morning & borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home & pay me back."  
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05-23-2002, 04:43 PM
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Hahahaha, that's good! :hehehe:
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05-23-2002, 04:54 PM
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haha nice:hehe:
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05-23-2002, 07:13 PM
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05-23-2002, 09:00 PM
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05-26-2002, 04:55 AM
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Hahaha! :hehehe: Good one!
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