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A bit rude for some...but a good laugh though
Tony owned a shop that sold absolutely everything.
Now he was handing the business down to his son Johnny so he brought him into the shop one day to show him the ropes. The first customer of the day walks in and Tony turns to Johnny and says "Watch this, this is how it's done". The customer walks up to the counter and asks for a packet of grass seeds. Tony replies "Certainly sir, and will you be wanting a lawnmower with that?" "Why would I want a lawnmower?" the man said. "Oh these seeds grow very quickly so you'll have to cut the grass fairly soon" said Tony. The customer agreed and walked out with his shiny new lawnmower. Johnny was well impressed and feeling confident, said that he'd take the next customer. Anyway, in walks this man, went up to the counter and asked for a packet of Tampax for his wife. "Certainly" said Johnny "and will you be wanting a lawnmower with that?" "Why would I want a lawnmower?" replied the man. "Well" said Johnny "you'll be doing fuck all else for the weekend so you may as well cut the grass!!!!!!
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All the more reason to look forward to married life
![]() You're on a roll, P Man
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Alright! It's another "PMan, JD, and tangie" thread!!!
![]() I have to admit that is really funny! Very good!
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hahaha :hehehe: I know!
I was just telling Moppie about our fine example-setting on AIM... looks like then we'll have 4 mods for rolemodels!!!
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DAMN!! I'd join you guys in an AIM chat, but while I can get away with a little internet activity here and there at work (read: nine minutes out of ten on AF, one of ten devoted to number crunching), getting on AIM here in my office would definitely be frowned upon
But I'll catch you next time.
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he made a funny.
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Yes...we are setting a good example to others to follow
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![]() hello fellow example setting mods! (for tangi: SEE! ) Nice joke by the way P-Man, so I guess you must be mowing the lawns this weekend?
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dont feel bad i have been mowing the lawn for 3 weeks.
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8 weeks? HUH! I havnt mowed the lawn for a good 6 months.
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CALLING OUT TO ALL MEMEMBERS OF AF......PLEASE SEND MOPPIE SOME MONEY TO GO SEE A LADY OF THE NIGHT......SEND DONATIONS TO THE PMAN...I'LL FORWARD THE MONEY ON TO HIM
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