truck got egged...again

GAWKY · #1 10-22-2005, 10:21 AM

This freakin sucks, got up to go to work today and eggs all over my truck

for the third time since june. i don't know of any one that i pissed off, and don't really have a good idea of who it is, but it just sucks. the only good part about it is that i work at a car wash, but it still pisses me off. i want to catch these retards but i never know when they come.

imtheoneandonlyD · #2 10-22-2005, 02:34 PM

Sounds like someone is going to get an asswhooping pretty soon.

GAWKY · #3 10-22-2005, 03:59 PM

yeh if i ever catch them they will

quteasabutton · #4 10-22-2005, 05:46 PM

hmm everyone on AF is so much more creative than me so i'll just let them think of some cool solution that never crossed my mind. maybe u could get a doberman or a pitpull and chain it up outside next to ur truck? lol

2.2 Straight six · #5 10-22-2005, 05:50 PM

i think you should lurk in the shadows with a paintball gun or something, or fill the painballs with some foul-smelling goo (if possible) then jump up an open fire, pelt the little bastard with the shit an watch them squirm !

quteasabutton · #6 10-22-2005, 06:17 PM

once again, i get owned by 2.2

see just as i said, everyone is way more creative than me

2.2 Straight six · #7 10-22-2005, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by quteasabutten

once again, i get owned by 2.2

see just as i said, everyone is way more creative than me

nah, we're just more revenge-hungry an evil than you are.

quteasabutton · #8 10-22-2005, 06:25 PM

ha yeah u know me, cute and innocent..HA!

2.2 Straight six · #9 10-22-2005, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by potsdamcartel

that is the saddest thing i have ever heard; getting owned by 2.2

damn you, Rally Sport 92's probably gonna sig thta now. you're mean.

skibum1111 · #10 10-22-2005, 06:35 PM

This is what I did to stop a couple of little *ssholes from messing with my car....

I hid the video camera in the bedroom window, plugged it into the vcr and let it run from 10pm to 6am (when I left for work), checked it if there were any problems, caught them on tape, copied it and gave it to their mother (kids were 14 and 15), told her if she didn't make sure it stopped I was going to and it wouldn't be pleasant for them. She did nothing (typical welfare mother, can't control her kids, seems common around here) so I bagged them 2 nights later. After pictures were taken, cops were called, tape copied, cop told about confrontation with mom, kids were taken away, now they have juvenile criminal records, when they are of age I plan on running their little asses over.

2.2 Straight six · #11 10-22-2005, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skibum1111

This is what I did to stop a couple of little *ssholes from messing with my car....

I hid the video camera in the bedroom window, plugged it into the vcr and let it run from 10pm to 6am (when I left for work), checked it if there were any problems, caught them on tape, copied it and gave it to their mother (kids were 14 and 15), told her if she didn't make sure it stopped I was going to and it wouldn't be pleasant for them. She did nothing (typical welfare mother, can't control her kids, seems common around here) so I bagged them 2 nights later. After pictures were taken, cops were called, tape copied, cop told about confrontation with mom, kids were taken away, now they have juvenile criminal records, when they are of age I plan on running their little asses over.

i like your style.

quteasabutton · #12 10-22-2005, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potsdamcartel

that is the saddest thing i have ever heard; getting owned by 2.2

...ur just jealous

mike1224 · #13 10-22-2005, 08:39 PM

I'd be waiting out there with a chainsaw. Run after the group with the motor running..... or keep some dasty festering eggs sitting outside, covered up, and wait for those bastards.

GAWKY · #14 10-22-2005, 10:32 PM

thanks for all the ideas guys, i might barrow one of those deer cams that takes pics when it detects movement and let that run during the night, as far as i know i'm the only one in my area that gets egged, but i'm also the only one who parks on the street, by the way i live on a court or circle drive, one entrance one exit

flatlander757 · #15 10-23-2005, 09:50 PM

When you find out who did it, take a can of paint stripper to them/their car

Make sure they can't identify you

edit: more to add...

Take the valve stems out of their tires...

Piss in their gas tank...

Grab and rip whatever hoses you can find under their car...

Loosen their lugnuts...

Steal a shopping cart from Kmart and go apeshit on their whole car...

Take a hammer with the pointy end and puncture gas tank...

Grease the bottom of their windshield wipers...

Some of that could kill them, but whatever. Just do it all at once before he has the chance to catch YOU on camera.

Oh and just thought of another... jack their car up under all the points you aren't supposed to. Steal their wheels/tires off and don't bother to even have the decency to put it on cinderblocks

Whoever wants to fix it will have a hell of a time getting the car up. Bonus if you throw the wheels/tires through the windows

This is all assuming you really don't like the person

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