Joke Time with Muscletang!!!

[Muscletang]

(WARNING: The following jokes are Politically Incorrect. I'm saying this because there are some people out there...political types mostly...who might be offended and cry. If you are one of these people please leave now.)






What do a brick and a really fat chick have in common?

They're both going to get laid by a Mexican eventually.

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Did you hear that Disney bought the rights to New Orleans?
They're going to film a movie there that's going to be totally underwater.

It's called Finding Negro.

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What did Davy Crockit say when he got on the wall of the Alamo and saw the Mexican Army?

Boys I didn't know we were pouring concret today.

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How do you starve an Indian Chief to death?

Hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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What was the last thing Christa McAuliffe said to her husband?

You feed the dog, I'll feed the fishes.

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An Indian boy walks to the chief of the tribe and asks him, "Where did we get our names?"

The chief tells him that the first thing the mother sees coming out of the birthing tent is what they name their child. Like his brother Two Running Deer or his cousin Jumping Fox.

The chief then asks, "Why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking?"

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What's the difference between Batman and a black person?

Batman can go into a store without Robin

[travis712]

Hahah..I just laghed in the middle of class. Hmm, I feel like an idiot, lol. First one and last one were fucking awesome, Im gonna tell a few people th first one.

[Heep]

Originally Posted by Muscletang

What do a brick and a really fat chick have in common?

They're both going to get laid by a Mexican eventually.

LOL

[Polygon]

Good stuff, I know my family will get a kick out of those.

[-Josh-]

I just shared those with the whole shop..

[highteknology]

man, my boss came over to make sure i was alright. i lauged pretty hard, got water on me. nice ones, i like the last one the best

[YogsVR4]

Theres a couple good ones in there and some offensive ones as well.

[Damien]

Originally Posted by travis712

Hahah..I just laghed in the middle of class. Hmm, I feel like an idiot, lol. First one and last one were fucking awesome, Im gonna tell a few people th first one.

Ditto!

And I got someone to join in!

[1986Z28]

awesome jokes, i really like the first one

[tonioseven]

Originally Posted by YogsVR4

Theres a couple good ones in there and some offensive ones as well.

I agree

[93rollaracer]

I hope I don't tell any of those at an inopportune moment tonight when I'm drunk...good job.

[G-man422]

those were some great jokes. i think the first one is the funniest because its true. LMAO

[RickwithaTbird]

lmao

[mike1224]

haha, those will go over great at work. I spilled my beer, laughing.... oh well i'll get over it and open another.

[blindside.AMG]

New jokes for work!!!