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10-14-2005, 05:29 PM
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Words...
The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly
contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. And the winners are: 1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. 6. Negligent (adj.) describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown. 7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. 8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash. 9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. 10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. 11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. 12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. 13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist. 14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms. 15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), the belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there. 16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
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#2
10-14-2005, 05:37 PM
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Re: Words...
haha thats some odd stuff you found
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10-14-2005, 05:44 PM
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11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
 So true!
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10-14-2005, 06:12 PM
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Re: Words...
Esplanade was the best.
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10-14-2005, 06:32 PM
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Re: Words...
^definitely. that and pokemon.
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10-14-2005, 08:56 PM
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Re: Words...
I laughed pretty hard at pokemon
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10-16-2005, 12:09 AM
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Re: Words...
 pretty funny stuff there if I do say so myself!
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10-18-2005, 11:46 AM
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10-18-2005, 12:42 PM
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Re: Words...
oh god i haven't laughed that hard for a very long time. so true though. oh, an while eating biscuits an drinking dr. pepper while reading this ins not recommended, time to clean up...
thanks tonio those were......words cannot despribe. they are so imcredibly hilarious !
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10-19-2005, 03:28 AM
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Re: Words...
7 - 10 had me busting a gut.
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10-19-2005, 08:29 AM
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Re: Words...
hahaha this stuff is hilarious
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10-19-2005, 08:54 AM
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Re: Words...
Brilliant
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