4th Grade Indian

WickedNYCowboy · #1 10-12-2005, 05:51 PM

Right off the press from the other board I post on (PUTC[Pickuptruck.com])
Here is a funny joke about a south Indian boy on his first day at school in the USA. ENJOY!!!
It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
Who said, "Give me Liberty, or give me Death"? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said.

"Very good!" Who said, "Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish
from the Earth" Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863" said Chandrasekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more! about its history than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians," "Who said that?" she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862." At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" Again,Chandrasekhar says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!"
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little s**t. If you say anything else, I'll kill you." Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh s**t, we're f**ked!" and Chandrasekhar said quietly, "George Bush, Iraq, 2005."

93rollaracer · #2 10-12-2005, 06:05 PM

Beautiful.

WickedNYCowboy · #3 10-12-2005, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by 93rollaracer

Beautiful.

It is. I love the last line the best.

clawhammer · #4 10-12-2005, 06:28 PM

Everything was good except for the last line.

2.2 Straight six · #5 10-12-2005, 06:30 PM

oh god, that's great. so perfect an so true....
i loved it.

thanks, you've made my day, that was great.

dimefury · #6 10-12-2005, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by clawhammer

Everything was good except for the last line.

why didn't you like the last line?

i thought the whole thing was great.

flatlander757 · #7 10-12-2005, 07:38 PM

What the hell? In 4th grade I was picking my nose and giving people wedgies. Smartass little bastard.

Andee_G · #8 10-12-2005, 07:55 PM

let's beat up the smart kid

CivRacer95 · #9 10-12-2005, 08:18 PM

It's all true. I can vouch for it all. Indians don't mess around when it comes to history.

2.2 Straight six · #10 10-12-2005, 08:23 PM

in my school im one of about 10 white people, its got >100 indians. but they work real hard an get amazing results.

SiGNAL748 · #11 10-12-2005, 10:32 PM

Not bad.

Shpyder · #12 10-12-2005, 11:37 PM

LMAO. That was great, I just forwarded it to a bunch of people.

xokayxo · #13 10-13-2005, 03:21 AM

dont know if anyone else caught this but i was browsing articles on www.wikipedia.org today and....

the kid's name in this joke is Chandrasekhar Subramanian. in reality, Subrahmanyan Chandrasekhar was an Indian-American physicist, astrophysicist and mathematician and in 1983 he was awarded the nobel prize in physics. the reason he got the nobel prize in physics was his studies on the physical processes important to the structure and evolution of stars. i dont want to bore you all, but for those that are interested, you can check out wikipedia pages on Chadrasekhar himself (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subrahmanyan_Chandrasekhar) and what's known as the Chandrasekhar limit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chandrasekhar_limit) which has to do with white dwarfs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_dwarf).

**edit** i also thought the joke was pretty funny too!! the last line is classic...

WickedNYCowboy · #14 10-13-2005, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by 2.2 Straight six

oh god, that's great. so perfect an so true....
i loved it.

thanks, you've made my day, that was great.

No problem, that's why jokes are written and passed around to make peoples day. I am glad this one was successful.

WickedNYCowboy · #15 10-13-2005, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by xokayxo

dont know if anyone else caught this but i was browsing articles on www.wikipedia.org today and....

the kid's name in this joke is Chandrasekhar Subramanian. in reality, Subrahmanyan Chandrasekhar was an Indian-American physicist, astrophysicist and mathematician and in 1983 he was awarded the nobel prize in physics. the reason he got the nobel prize in physics was his studies on the physical processes important to the structure and evolution of stars. i dont want to bore you all, but for those that are interested, you can check out wikipedia pages on Chadrasekhar himself (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subrahmanyan_Chandrasekhar) and what's known as the Chandrasekhar limit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chandrasekhar_limit) which has to do with white dwarfs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_dwarf).

**edit** i also thought the joke was pretty funny too!! the last line is classic...

Glad you liked. But why did you investigate it?

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