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Old 10-10-2005, 03:32 PM
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First blonde: With the recent hurricane, I'm sure gas prices will be
raising again.
Second blonde: It doesn't matter; I always put in $20 worth in anyway.



A man was praying and asked "God, how long is a million years to you?"
God replied "about a second".
Then the man asked "God How much is a million dollars to you?" God
replied "about a penny". So the man asked, "well God, may I have a
penny?". God then replied "sure, just a second."
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Old 10-10-2005, 03:35 PM
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Blonde one= Not so funny(as usual)


God one= Pretty funny
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Old 10-10-2005, 03:41 PM
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God one- awesome
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Old 10-10-2005, 03:48 PM
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i'm laughing at both lol
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Old 10-10-2005, 04:13 PM
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Dang I've heard the last one so00o0o0o0o0o many times!!! only it was kid...still good though
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Old 10-10-2005, 06:07 PM
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meh.....first wasn't too good (sorry tonio)

the second was really good though.

i'll put my blonde joke up in a minute.
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good....not great, but i'll give it to ya!
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I liked the second one. first one, well, ehh...
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Second one was really good.
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Second one..good one
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i'm laughing at both lol
yeah, both are pretty funny
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