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Old 10-07-2005, 01:24 PM
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i've come to ebrace the idea of having bootycalls. after dating a few women with questionable levels of sanity intact, why suffer the emotional baggage if they're willing?
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Old 10-07-2005, 01:39 PM
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Re: bootycall

To objectify a woman like that makes you lower and sicker that the scum at the bottom of sewer system.

Please die now.
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Old 10-07-2005, 01:47 PM
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just remember, your prolly not her only booty call. Your also gonna be fucking that guy that shes fucking who has herpes.
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embracing an idea does not necessarily mean carrying it out. however, i have given it much thought.

why is it that most folks think that men are the 'predators' in this type of arrangement? what if i said i was the innocent, doe-eyed victim of a circumstance beyond my control and regulated to booty call status? not saying that i am but just making a point. but i digress...
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Re: bootycall

True that it's not the only booty call. True that you're sleeping with everyone that other person has slept with for the last 5 years.

UNtrue that the woman is the only one being objectified. It takes 2 to tango. If she doesn't want to hook up, she won't. If she does, and that's all she's after, she is just the same as the male.
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Re: Re: bootycall

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To objectify a woman like that makes you lower and sicker that the scum at the bottom of sewer system.

Please die now.
Like fred said, it takes 2 to tango. She's a filthy lying whore anyway. Might as well call her up, get together, have a drink and FUCK.
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Like fred said, it takes 2 to tango. She's a filthy lying whore anyway. Might as well call her up, get together, have a drink and FUCK.
say word. filthy bitches. fuck em. fuck em all. (if you can)
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Re: bootycall

Yeah i like to weigh out my options in this scenario. Fuck some girl (this part differs from guy to guy) for 2 secs-hours and get herpes for life.Hmm, looking at internet porn.....herpes.....finding a girl who hasnt been around the block sounds like a better idea, and if your her "bootycall" she's been around the block. CONGRATS you could be doing a complete slut.
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That's the point. She is a dirty little slut and wants the dick. Hence you give it to her. That's her purpose in life.
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Re: bootycall

Bootycall has no emotion...it's goal is just to scratch an itch....love on the other hand is more fulfilling.....never get the two mixed up...never....

OT:reminds me of this commercial i heard on the radio at work...."By Age 13, young girls show less interest in subjects like Math and Science.." and without skipping a beat one of my friends said "That's because at that age, they're all about the cock..."
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Re: Re: bootycall

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That's the point. She is a dirty little slut and wants the dick. Hence you give it to her. That's her purpose in life.

Yeah, i usually dont stick my penis into the walking std.
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or maybe you could treat her with respect to show her that's not the right way to get a guy's attention...just a thought
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or maybe you could treat her with respect to show her that's not the right way to get a guy's attention...just a thought
ohh look a nice guy who finishes last
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Re: Re: bootycall

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To objectify a woman like that makes you lower and sicker that the scum at the bottom of sewer system.

Please die now.
gimme a fuckin break dude. girls are the same way with sex as guys, they just don't talk about it, they want dick just like we want ass, that's why they make vibrators. it takes two willing people to make a booty call. as long as both people know there's no commitment involved, there's nothing wrong with a booty call. anyone ever run into an old girlfriend at a bar or club and happen to get lucky? that's a booty call.
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Re: bootycall

walking STD?? Do you know Janet, check her out at the CDC. "Walking Petri Dish" (no, she's no dish)
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