A thread about SEX!

[Muscletang]

Strange But True Sex Facts

Largest erect penis: 13"

Smallest erect: 1.75"

The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight the end of their penises to enlongate them sometimes to such a degree that the men literally have to knot them up.

In 1609 a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with 2 penises. Since then, there have been 80 documented cases of men with the same.

During foreplay, a woman's breast can increase in up to 25%.

The maximum depth at which vaginal stimulation occurs is only 2".

In the 1950s, it was found out that 75% of men cum within 2 minutes of penetration, with the orgasm lasting no longer than a few seconds. The longest documented for a women is one minute.

Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18 year old couples make love an average of 3 times a night, every night, until they're in their 30s, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.

The maximum speed at which the erotic sensations travel from the skin to the brain has been clocked 156 MPH.

Women are 30% more sexually active during a full moon, and the most common love making time in the US is 11:00pm.

Intercourse peaks in July.

Except for the 1/2 dozen men who've shown up in emergency rooms over the years because they got too intimate with a vacuum cleaner, women are the more creative auto-eroticists, and they masturbate most frequently when in a stable relationship.

Women are also better self-starters. 60% claiming to have discovered orgasm on their own, as opposed to only 25% of men.

Castrated men live an average of 13 years longer than those not castrated. And nuns live longest of all.

Sex Laws Around The World

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense...)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Excuse me?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or a piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute... is there ANY job anywhere else in the world that comes even close to this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, though only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shiver at the thought.)

Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a problem big enough to make them have to pass this law?)

[Damien]

You know how many states the only legal sex position is missionary!?! Ah it sucks!!!

[Rally Sport]

The last 2 laws are the funniest.

[MBTN]

During foreplay, a woman's breast can increase in up to 25%.

[TexasF355F1]

Sucks to be that guy with the 1.75 incher. He comes up short .25 he needs to please a woman.

Those were great. I know I've seen them before but always a refreshing laugh to see them again.

[imtheoneandonlyD]

Those laws are crazy. I bet there are a bunch more for just the US.

[CivRacer95]

I'm guly and I'm drunka nd U can't read bgood. Ha!! Sweet...

[fredjacksonsan]

Interesting, but I had a question:

Originally Posted by Muscletang

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Largest erect penis: 13"
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The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight the end of their penises to enlongate them sometimes to such a degree that the men literally have to knot them up.

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Wouldn't that make them longer thatn 13"?

[Damien]

erect...not hung...

I get chills just typing those words when its not about my own...

[crayzayjay]

Originally Posted by Muscletang

Sex Laws Around The World

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense...)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Excuse me?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or a piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute... is there ANY job anywhere else in the world that comes even close to this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, though only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shiver at the thought.)

Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a problem big enough to make them have to pass this law?)

Honestly, what a load of shite...

[Damien]

^Why??? There are stupid laws like that in America. Why would it not make sense there are laws worse than America's elsewhere???

[crayzayjay]

Because ive seen other versions of that which included "the penalty for masturbation in India is decapitation"

I mean come on....


In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, though only in tropical fish stores.



What a crock of shit. Those are civilised countries. It's written by some ignor, and only believed by even bigger ignor's..

[-Josh-]

Originally Posted by crayzayjay

What a crock of shit. Those are civilised countries. It's written by some ignor, and only believed by even bigger ignor's..

Wait...Ignor=Ignorant right?


Damn brits...can't understand you unless you're drunk

[crayzayjay]

So keep your eyes on the piss posts thread. Big weekend ahead

[-Josh-]

Me to, bachelor party weekend, starting thursday.