35 fun things to do while driving

[sv650s]

i found this on one website while browsing

1. Have a friend ride in the back seat. Gagged.

2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Headbang.

3. Wear snorkel gear and hang fish around from the ceiling.

4. Two words: Chicken suit.

5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.

6. Pay the toll for the car behind you. Watch in rearview mirror as toll collector tries to explain to next driver.

7. Laugh. Laugh a lot. A whooooole lot.

8. Stop at the green lights.

9. Go at the red ones.

10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

11. Eat food that requires silverware.

12. Put your arms down the legs of an extra pair of trousers, put sneakers on your hands, and lean the seat back as you drive.

13. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, suddenly lock your doors.

14. Honk frequently without motivation.

15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an offended and angry look as if they gave you an obscene gesture.

16. At stop lights, ask people if they have any Grey Poupon.

17. Let pedestrians know who's boss.

18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.

19. Restart your car at every stop light.

20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.

21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.

22. Keep at least five cats in the car.

23. Squeegee your windshield at every stop.

24. If an firetruck comes up behind you, pull over, get on the roof of your car, and do a cheer for them as they pass!

25. Compliment other drivers on their skill and finesse.

26. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

27. Stop and collect roadkill.

28. Stop and pray for roadkill.

29. Stop and cook roadkill. (If in Tennessee.)

30. Throw Spam. Tape signs on windows protesting email abuse.

31. Get in the fast lane and gradually... slow... down... to... a stop. Then get out and watch the cars.

32. Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.

33. Drive off an exit ramp, ask for directions to the town you're in. When they tell you you're there, look confused, glance at your map, laugh, and exclaim, "Oh! Wrong state!"

34. Sing without having the radio on.

35. At stop lights, run out of your car, place pylons around you, then gather them back up as the light changes and drive off...

[2.2 Straight six]

ha ha ha.... they were good. i remember my friend stopping to pay another guy's speeding ticket in spain a while back (well last year) i've never seen another driver + cop look so confused.

[emmitt69]

36. Stop acting like a fuck-tard and drive like your supposed to.

[flip888]

Originally Posted by emmitt69

36. Stop acting like a fuck-tard and drive like your supposed to.

yeah you have to admit that most of those were really gay and if someone actualy did all those things they would probably get killed one way or another.

[WikidNinja]

They are just jokes...it didn't say...go do this and you'll be cool...they're for fun... if you don't have a sense of humor... than don't read the joke forums

[G-man422]

Pretty funny! LOL, i love #15. LMAO!

[travis712]

16. At stop lights, ask people if they have any Grey Poupon.


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[flatlander757]

Originally Posted by sv650s

i found this on one website while browsing


2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Headbang.

3. Wear snorkel gear and hang fish around from the ceiling.

10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

13. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, suddenly lock your doors.

15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an offended and angry look as if they gave you an obscene gesture.

16. At stop lights, ask people if they have any Grey Poupon.

18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.

19. Restart your car at every stop light.

20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.

25. Compliment other drivers on their skill and finesse.

27. Stop and collect roadkill.

28. Stop and pray for roadkill.

29. Stop and cook roadkill. (If in Tennessee.)

33. Drive off an exit ramp, ask for directions to the town you're in. When they tell you you're there, look confused, glance at your map, laugh, and exclaim, "Oh! Wrong state!"

Haha those were my favorites... I've actually done #2 in the school parkinglot

[directory]

#33 is hilarious

[FlippiN.af]

Funny stuff, man. Funny stuff.

[vinnym86]

Originally Posted by sv650s

27. Stop and collect roadkill.

28. Stop and pray for roadkill.

29. Stop and cook roadkill. (If in Tennessee.)

those were the stupidest of the bunch. they were also the ones that made me laugh the hardest, lol

nice one

[gouldie1903]

while driving with with friends in a convoy everyone take a lane and go 5 under.

[Lownslow]

Originally Posted by vinnym86

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those were the stupidest of the bunch. they were also the ones that made me laugh the hardest, lol

nice one

yeah but setting up fake memorials honoring road kill is funnier. i actually did the FREE Raccoon sign once

[nugundam93]

i'd love to try out #2. hehehe.

[proudfordowner]

Great.. GREAT!! i love them thanks