Thieves should be shot.

[Pikachoo]

We took a friend of mine's jeep out to a well secluded playground (place to crawl around rocks, mud, ya know) yesterday. When we got there there were two cop cars, a couple of guys in a truck, and a toasted Explorer. Come to find out a guy in a 99 Eddie Bauer edition Explorer(nice assed truck) got stuck there the day before and was gonna come back the next day with his dad's tractor to pull it out. When he came back the next day, everything valuable had been stolen out of it, the windows were smashed out, and they threw gasoline all over it and torched it. The guy was almost crying. I didn't catch if he had full coverage insurance on it or not, but man I hope he did.


Thieves are a bunch of cock sucking faggots who need their dicks chopped off for being so lazy

[boingo82]

The part that's most disgusting to me is that not only did they steal, but they destroyed what they didn't. That is sickening. About 6 months ago this happened to my grandparents. They live near a college (bad news there) and some kids broke in and stole some stuff. But even worse, they destroyed everything they couldn't take. They broke the computer monitors, stabbed the waterbed, punched the walls and just generally smashed everything that looked expensive. The cops know who it is 'cause they've done many houses, but there is not enough evidence to arrest.

I say chop off their arms and legs. Steal something now, ya bastards.

[HogieGT-R]

now see..that's where i think that people should protect their shit by any means possible, shotguns, flame throwers, rocket launchers, etc. because people don't mess with your stuff when you're packing heat behind it, i mean that is just totally thoughtless and stupid......i want a shotgun, so that if anybody tries 2 steal my stuff, they got buckshot spreadin through their right leg....

[JE123]

If anybody ever stole anything of mine, I would feel like shooting out their kneecaps.

[boingo82]

Originally posted by HogieGT-R
now see..that's where i think that people should protect their shit by any means possible, shotguns, flame throwers, rocket launchers, etc. because people don't mess with your stuff when you're packing heat behind it, i mean that is just totally thoughtless and stupid......i want a shotgun, so that if anybody tries 2 steal my stuff, they got buckshot spreadin through their right leg....

Unfortunately that's illegal here, there was even a case in Cali a few years back where a robber successfully sued the homeowners after tripping over a ladder that had been left out. However, from the darwin awards website:


(April 1999, South Africa) In South Africa, car-jacking has become popular in recent years. The South African law has lenient provisions for self defence, and allows "lethal action" if someone's personal property is in danger. Citizens are inventive in creating martial security systems for their cars. Poison gas, acid showers, flamethrowers and automatic gunfire are not unknown.

One such security system relied upon an airbag installed in the car roof. If a driver sat down without disabling the mechanism, the airbag would inflate and hit the victim atop his head
with a force strong enough to render him unconscious.

And that is exactly what happened to Pieter Niewoudt, who, armed with a pistol, attempted to steal this vehicle. When the airbag exploded, he thought that someone was shooting at him, and he instinctively fired the pistol twice. Unfortunately for him, his gun was still in his pocket at the time.

One bullet hit his knee, and the other lodged in the base of his penis. The consequences of his injuries may include sterility, making him a contender for the 1999 Darwin Award.

[Steel]

another south african anti-carjacking vefice is an under door flamethorwer. If someone comes up to your window with a gun, then you just press a button by the floor, and out frum underneath the door sprays gasoline......on fire. Hehe. I wish that was legal here in the U.S. There is so much BS when it comes to defending your home and property. i know in mass that if you have a firearm, pointed at the robber, you have to call out loudly 3 times to stop ebfore you can shoot. and if they run, you can't shoot. Its BS. I dont care. If i see someone robbing my house, with ANY sort of a weapon, i will blast a .44 round through him/her.

[HogieGT-R]

yeah that's true...or if they try 2 escape my house...i drag them back in and beat the shit out of them with a baseball bat....sure it might be assault and battery with a deadly weapon...but comeon!!!he was stealin my tv!!

[Sonic 67]

Those basterds need to die damn it.

[Spec2 Girl]

Yep, thieves are the lowest form of scum.

[primera man]

Its a fact that we as humans have no respect for other peoples property.These bastards need to be tired to a pole in the middle of town and be stoned to death by passers by

[TerminalVelocity]

once someone tryed to steal my trans am, I just ran over their foot, if someone trys that kind of shit again, I'll take their teeth! :bandit:

[Pikachoo]

I just got back from Shangrala again today. John got stuck and it took us 3 hrs to get him out!!! He kept saying that If we couldn't get it out he was gonna sleep in the truck that night. To make matters worse, the body of the Explorer that was wrecked was right around the corner within eye sight.

[93Civicgurl]

One of my friends had a 2001 Eclipse that she has tricked out. We had left it at the high school, while we went to meet some other friends. When we came back she had no car, we called the cops and everything. The next day, they found her car, minus stereo, and body kit etc. They took the stuff, and torched the car. She was soo pissed. So I know how that dude had to feel...

[carnut]

Hey, I think my stupid chip idea (Stupidity thread) would work here too! I think I'm on to something.

[tazdev]

it does seem to have its merits doesn't it?