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09-27-2005, 12:41 AM
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Holy soap...
Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap.
Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue. The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser". To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood. Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap. Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then yells... "Holy Mary, Mother of God hand lotion too!" 
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09-27-2005, 12:48 AM
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That's a quick guy..
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09-27-2005, 01:00 AM
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Re: Holy soap...
 i feel sorry for him.
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09-27-2005, 01:16 AM
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Re: Holy soap...
LMAO!!!
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09-27-2005, 07:05 AM
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09-27-2005, 08:12 AM
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Re: Holy soap...
A good joke from tonio
 Very funny
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09-27-2005, 09:11 AM
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09-27-2005, 09:20 AM
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Re: Holy soap...
 That joke is soooo old...but still funny. There is a similar version to this joke where a guy is naked in his hotel room, gets hungry, goes out of his room at 2 am to the vending machine, gets a couple of candy bars as 3 nearsighted nuns come around the corner. He quickly hides next to the candy machine, and the nuns notice there is a new machine there. The first one puts money in his mouth and "pulls on the lever" and he drops the candybar. The second nun does the same and she also gets a candybar. The third nun proceeds to follow in the path of the other nuns and places the money in his mouth and pulls and pulls on the lever to no avail. She walks away grumbling and the other nuns ask" No candybar?" and the other nun says ," No all I got was some hand cream!"
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09-27-2005, 09:46 AM
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Re: Holy soap...
noice!
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