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Better than Tonio's 5 0.24%
Worse than Tonio's 7 0.34%
You both suck. 2,020 98.87%
Meh. 11 0.54%
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Old 09-26-2005, 11:27 AM
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Three bodies
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

Coroner tells the Inspector: "First body is a 72 Year Old Frenchman. He died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile."

"The Second body is an Irishman, 25 years of age. He won a thousand dollars on the lottery and spent it all on Irish whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"


"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Ole Olsen, Norwegian from Minnesota, 40, struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

"Thought he was having his picture taken."
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Not quite up to Tonio but close.


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I picked you both suck...but by that I mean you actually suck and Tonio is a classy suck...wait...whatever!

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man...that's made my day....unfortunately i got a load of homework to do now.
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I picked you both suck...but by that I mean you actually suck and Tonio is a classy suck...wait...whatever!


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Not quite up to Tonio but close.


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