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Old 09-23-2005, 10:34 PM
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I go to a Christian college, and this week we had our week of prayer. All the students were required to attend meetings in the morning and evening. This morning everybody was walking to the place where the meetings were held, and in order to get to the place, they go across this street. People are taking their sweet old time walking, and this guy in a Thunderbird decided that enough people had crossed in front of him already, so he decides to do a U-turn on this two lane street. Well, his car was too long to make it in one turn, but instead of doing a 3-point turn, he jumps the curb and runs over a "No U-turn" sign. Everybody that saw this started laughing. Then the guy feeling embarassed just sped off. The end.
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Old 09-24-2005, 01:42 AM
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Old 09-24-2005, 08:55 AM
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Re: Funny story

Wish I had them, but nope.
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Re: Funny story

I have a better story...I just found out one of my best buds up here went down on a hermaphrodite....I poured raw vodka into my eyes in order to get the image to leave my brain forever...
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I have a better story...I just found out one of my best buds up here went down on a hermaphrodite....I poured raw vodka into my eyes in order to get the image to leave my brain forever...
Unacceptable...there goes my whack session for the night.
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Re: Funny story

Thanks for that cassiesman...I mean did you really need to share that?? like really???

and was it car related???
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maybe it happened in the back seat of a car??
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Dammit.... that's just not cool.
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Re: Funny story

cassie...thats sick...just straight up...stick... i mean getting all up in your best friends business like that. He cant even go down on his girl...errr...boy...errr....thingfriend with out you interfereing in his life. what respect your show him...
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but seriously...we didnt need to know that...like at all.
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