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09-21-2005, 01:45 PM
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Ahem...
Speeding ticket
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, " I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterdayyou take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"  Knitting A highway patrolman pulls alongside a speeding car on the highway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheelwas knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper rolled down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!!" 
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09-21-2005, 01:49 PM
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Re: Ahem...
They're back...
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09-21-2005, 02:10 PM
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 Well I thought they were funny and true.  TS out
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09-22-2005, 02:21 PM
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ahh dam those are goood ones
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09-22-2005, 03:09 PM
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09-22-2005, 05:04 PM
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I actually know some girls like that.
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For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him....... silly rabbit, tricks are for kids... I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL? Quote:
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09-22-2005, 10:44 PM
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Re: Ahem...
Damn....
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09-24-2005, 01:35 AM
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Re: Ahem...
hahaha....
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09-24-2005, 02:26 AM
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Re: Ahem...
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09-24-2005, 05:01 AM
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A History teacher was telling his class about the Civil War. He explained about slavery and then talked about his trip to South Carolina where he saw the slave stocks where they brought the slaves in from Africa. A blonde in the back said, "do they still use those?"
A customer walks into Subway and goes to the cashier, giving her $2 bills. The blonde cashier says, "hey what do I look like to you!?! Take your Monopoly money and get out of here!!!" What's so funny about these jokes? Well they actuallyed happened
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For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him....... silly rabbit, tricks are for kids... I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL? Quote:
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