How smart are you???

[dugie6551]

I work with "know-it-all" smart ass engineers and this was a good one to get them !!!!!

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The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered each question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?















The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.



2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

















Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?



Wrong Answer.


Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.



3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?


















Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.



4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
















Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.



According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.


Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.
PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good.

[fredjacksonsan]

I've seen the email and that's good stuff.

[clawhammer]

0 out of 4

[fredjacksonsan]

[tonioseven]

I'm not very smart.

[Damien]

If there's more than one corc, then there's moe than one elephant so perhaps one could still attend!

I'm smart. I got the answers right with outside thinkin'. Simple minds...

[MBTN]

I got 1 and 3 right.
# 2 I forgot to remove the giraffe, and #4 I forgot about the meeting.

[Jimster]

Originally Posted by MBTN

I got 1 and 3 right.
# 2 I forgot to remove the giraffe, and #4 I forgot about the meeting.

Ditto.



My mum still reckons I'm a genius.

only got tha 1st one right, I tried to shove tha elephant in with tha giraff.

[240NIZ]

I got the last two..

[imtheoneandonlyD]

3 out of 4, for the last one i said take the bridge.

[eversio11]

Question two doesn't say 'the' refridgerator, it says 'a' refrigerator. Using the logic of the test, it should be a different refrigerator.

[Muscletang]

Passed it with flying colors...of course my answers were a whole lot more complexed.

[ac427cpe]

got 'em all right

yup, engineers are smart

[travis712]

Eh, I got #4 right and thats it. Never seen that before.