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INTERESTING OBSERVATIONS WITH AN AMAZING CONCLUSION !!!!!


1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING

3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.

4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.

5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.


and........


6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.


THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:


The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
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Re: A change from tonio's jokes...
Thanks jc, got a good laugh.
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Re: A change from tonio's jokes...
BRING BACK TONIO!!!
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Re: A change from tonio's jokes...
heard it before......

.....didn't even smirk
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Sorry but that joke gets
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It's true... but who plays ping pong?
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Re: A change from tonio's jokes...
Nobody, I mean who wants hollow balls?

Marbles are for world leaders.
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Nobody, I mean who wants hollow balls?

Marbles are for world leaders.

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So Frontline workers must also be a little... oblong?

P.S. We want tonio back!
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It's true... but who plays ping pong?


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Nobody, I mean who wants hollow balls?

Marbles are for world leaders.

No one wants hollow balls, but at the end of the night thats just when I get, hahah, hahah lol!!1 hha, muahaha bwahahahaa, hah ehehe jokesie.
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My supervisor has the ping pong balls.
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