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#1
09-05-2005, 11:13 PM
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me so horny
AH! WTF! I thought i was bad when i was 18... they say a guys sexual peak is in his late teens... well im 21 now, and its only getting worse! I seriosuly have the urge to fuck everything with a pussy, and now with me being able to hang out with my college buddies in their dorms.. i've been going batty. Just the other night, i was a cunthair away (pun intended
 ) from bangign this really hot freshman girl... but the only thing that stopped me was my severe inebration and the fact that i couldn't get it up if i had a gun to my head. And there is this girl living in my buddies dorm who i've had a crush on for the past 3 years, but i seriosuly had to stop myself from bending her over in the middle of the lounge hanging out with her the other day!agh! My penis rules my world! That is all.
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09-05-2005, 11:34 PM
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Re: me so horny
Wow...you're a perverted sick twisted bastard...Congrats!!!
I can sort of sympathize with you on that one...I am just experiencing the wonder of freshman chicks for the first time (sophomore here), and while I don't have dellusions of raping them, I do enjoy the sites.
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09-05-2005, 11:48 PM
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Re: me so horny
You should take up drugs. They pretty much kill your sexual drive.
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09-06-2005, 01:59 AM
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Well you could fuck everything in sight but the problem is you'd fairly quickly get something like Asian Vagina Warts and that'd end the fun real quick.
Just do what Rob Schneider does every single time he sees a really hot girl...fuck the nearest mailbox.
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09-06-2005, 11:48 AM
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Re: me so horny
did the drugs thing, i'm done with that for the most part. Shrooming and maybe tokin every now and again, but toking doesnt stop me.
Welp. I think i'm gonna put some investements into the Durex company, and get to work. I need to get this out of my system, and there's only ONE way to do it. And the only part my hand has to do with it is being on the girls boob.
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09-06-2005, 01:15 PM
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Re: me so horny
There are other ways to please a woman other than with your penis ya know...
Even if you can't get it up, I'm sure gals wouldn't mind if you used other necessary means to pleasure them. Hell, I'm sure during the process it would help you arouse yourself. Just a thought.
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09-06-2005, 03:06 PM
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Re: me so horny
FIRST of all, guys arent the only ones who are horny...second of all, just mess around with the girl, even if you're drunk, you still might get it up...sometimes girls like other means of pleasure more than having actual sex....just my
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09-06-2005, 03:17 PM
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I have my pen and pencil out and I'm ready to take notes.
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For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him....... silly rabbit, tricks are for kids... I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL? Quote:
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09-06-2005, 05:55 PM
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Maybe you just need to get a second porno subscription and you're done!
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09-06-2005, 10:10 PM
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Re: me so horny
Two words... Knuckle Children
Fire at will!!!
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09-08-2005, 02:17 PM
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Re: me so horny
YEah you know... I didnt think aobut those other" pleasure for the women.
Hmm. Right now, im on the recon missions at school. The girl i was talling you guys aobut before just broke up/on abreak with her ex/boyfriend. Not touching that one with a 10 foot pole. On the plus side, there are a LOT of nice lookin girls in that dorm this year. heh This year's gonna be like shootin' fish in a barrel
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09-08-2005, 03:00 PM
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Re: me so horny
this is too funny. I cant stop laughing. I can see steel humping tha mail box then suddenly tha top slams shut on him. Rothflmfao, ouch that hurts....You would be better off humping tha hole in tha wall....Get a blow up woman, you could take her every where with you, when you get tha urge whip her out!!! She wont complain lmfao.....
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