98 Park Avenue Ultra vs. 04 Ford Windstar

[gamelovers11218]

One night I was cruising down Ocean Parkway - 3 lanes each way road with some traffic at 10 pm. So I'm going in the right lane and I see a car in front of me turns a right signal on and starts to brake. So I turn my left blinker and try to go to the center lane but this a-hole in windstar in center lane behind me (2 CARS BEHIND ME) gives some gas and honks just not let me through. But still I squeeze in and intentionally let off gas pedal. So I wait till the speed drops to about 25mph and I see him going to left lane and flooring it so I did the same. He didn't even come close to me - ripped him apart. He attempted this move few more times but never succeded. Then I see that he slowed down and I did the same but he was going a little slower than me and I even forgot about him when I heard vroom. He was flying at about 60 mph, I was going about 40 at the time so I gunned it, my Ultra did a kick down and blew past throgh him like he was standing still. I am so amazed of what a two ton sedan with a V6 can do.

[93rollaracer]

Ummm...Congratulations?

[Mr. Luos]

That squirrel running down the street beat you guys didn't it?

[drdisque]

whats the big deal, you beat a van that weighs the same amount as your car with the same size engine as your car except that yours has a supercharger.

[gamelovers11218]

drdisque
Well I can say that I also ripped apart 03 ish Lexus IS 300, Mitsubishi Eclipse 94 ish, 97 Nissan Maxima GLE auto.

[-The Stig-]

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[Vettribution]

I ripped apart the packaging to a condom the other day...




....Woulda been nice if there was a girl there too.....


Errr.

[turtlecrxsi]

This isn't the road rage section. If it was, I'd have too many stories to tell... *counts backwards from 10... relaxes...

BTW, ultra is supercharged and the dean of the library where my wife works drives one...

[Zeiss]

yeah i raced a squirrel last week and through first we were even so i swerved and hit him then I ripped him apart, it wasnt even close i had like a 50 squirrel lead on him then i looked back and he was rolling in the center of the road...

[Vettribution]

Haha.

[gamelovers11218]

If the phrase "ripped apart" is not liked it's ok . Let me use another one - beat him.

[TypeS]

I beat my meat

[Sleepr awd]

[GForce957]

this bores me

anyone for a game of basketball?

How about you and your crew of flunkies against me, and the Revolution!

[Vettribution]

I beat children. I dont have my own.. So I usually just grab a random child off the streets and beat him. (Especially little ghetto kids.. No one misses them anyways.. and they usually dont have daddies who will beat me up... At least they dont know the daddies.)