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Old 08-29-2005, 03:32 AM
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Hey dudes, my buddy has kind of rekindled a relationship with his old g/f and was wondering what the best way to make a statement of "you have no idea what you've been missing".... he wants to make sure that even if she says no to him, she'll at least think about how nice of a guy he was to do that to get her back....anyways.....any ideas you romantic geniuses you? ....oh yeah and it was his idea to post it here.....i signed a waiver of no flaming...lol.....
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You wanna know the best way to get her back? Make it seem like he's a lot better off without her. Girls like guys who are mysterious and do their own thing. When they're on their date have a couple girls and guys call him and make it seem like he's got 10 other things and women to do at the moment. If he plans some super expensive and romantic date then it'll come off as pathetic and needy. No woman likes pathetic or needy. That's a fact. As far as I'm concerned he shouldn't need to "wow" her. If she doesn't know what she has then fuck her. Go find something else.
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Re: Best Way To Get Her Back

c'mon guys.....if i had a question about my OWN life i would ask it directly about myself....it's not like i'm going to save face if i lie over the internet....
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Kidnap her
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Screw her mother !!!!

Then when they talk to each other, Mom will tell her all about how he was the best lay she's had.
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Re: Best Way To Get Her Back

say listen what I gave you there is no cure might as well just hang with me so we don't spread it anymore.

Thanks to that line i'm happly dating Pam again...

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Just go up to her and say...

Look, I'm not the hottest guy you could date. I'm not the most romantic. I'll probably screw things up a bit if we go back out. I'll probably piss you off a time or two. You'll probably think a couple of times, why did I take this guy back? If there's one thing I can promise you though it'll be this...

I'll eat you out until your face caves in.
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Just go up to her and say...

Look, I'm not the hottest guy you could date. I'm not the most romantic. I'll probably screw things up a bit if we go back out. I'll probably piss you off a time or two. You'll probably think a couple of times, why did I take this guy back? If there's one thing I can promise you though it'll be this...

I'll eat you out until your face caves in.

LMAO muscletang, I bet you have used that line a time or two huh?
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How about a honest conversation with her about what went wrong and what could be better this time???? As long as you both can remain mature adults and talk not fight it out.
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Just go up to her and say...

Look, I'm not the hottest guy you could date. I'm not the most romantic. I'll probably screw things up a bit if we go back out. I'll probably piss you off a time or two. You'll probably think a couple of times, why did I take this guy back? If there's one thing I can promise you though it'll be this...

I'll eat you out until your face caves in.
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Re: Best Way To Get Her Back

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Just go up to her and say...

Look, I'm not the hottest guy you could date. I'm not the most romantic. I'll probably screw things up a bit if we go back out. I'll probably piss you off a time or two. You'll probably think a couple of times, why did I take this guy back? If there's one thing I can promise you though it'll be this...

I'll eat you out until your face caves in.
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How about a honest conversation with her about what went wrong and what could be better this time???? As long as you both can remain mature adults and talk not fight it out.



oh wait... you were serious?

First thing you have to learn about COT. When someone posts a thread like this, they don't actually want REAL advice, what they are looking for is a good laugh to cheer them up.
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Bang her best friend...
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