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08-26-2005, 10:33 AM
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Football FINALLY makes sense..........
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!! 
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08-26-2005, 10:47 AM
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Re: Football FINALLY makes sense..........
booooooooooooooooooo! get off the stage!!!
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08-26-2005, 11:29 AM
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Re: Football FINALLY makes sense..........
First joke of tonio's i've actually laughed out loud at!
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08-26-2005, 01:04 PM
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Re: Re: Football FINALLY makes sense..........
I like it...
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08-26-2005, 01:08 PM
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Re: Football FINALLY makes sense..........
Not bad, I think it would work better as a joke in a movie or in a sketch comedy show
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08-26-2005, 02:02 PM
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Well I've hijacked all of his other joke threads so I'll do the same here.
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they need to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, and used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made there way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls night out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'"
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08-26-2005, 02:04 PM
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Re: Football FINALLY makes sense..........
Wow....
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08-26-2005, 02:28 PM
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 That tonio joke was very good. As for the other one I heard it before, maybe not here. TS out
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08-26-2005, 03:13 PM
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Re: Football FINALLY makes sense..........
These OT jokes make my day...
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08-26-2005, 06:42 PM
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Re: Football FINALLY makes sense..........
Tonio's joke was pretty good.
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08-26-2005, 10:54 PM
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Re: Re: Football FINALLY makes sense..........
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That quote is going in my sig, I want to record the fact that this was ever said.
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